Dr. ARGLFARGLMARBLWARBLLARBLYDARDLYTASTYCHEESEMUFFINSARENOTGOODFORYOUBUTEATTHEMANYWAYYOUKNOWWHATIMSAYINGMANDONTUIFUDONTUCANSUCKMYBALLSCOCKSUCKEROHWAITTHATDOESNTMAKESENSEBECAUSEISAIDSUCKBALLSTHENCALLEDUCOCKSUCKER.
Because by the time they've finished saying, "Stop your doomsday device now Dr.ARGLFARGLMARBLWARBLLARBLYDARDLYTASTYCHEESEMUFFINSARENOTGOODFORYOUBUTEATTHEMANYWAYYOUKNOWWHATIMSAYINGMANDONTUIFUDONTUCANSUCKMYBALLSCOCKSUCKEROHWAITTHATDOESNTMAKESENSEBECAUSEISAIDSUCKBALLSTHENCALLEDUCOCKSUCKER, they'll be several minutes too late
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Ah, t'would seem I didn't read the OP, oh well, i'll just leave it as this
Edit 2: Could also try, omega genesis, simply because it is a contradiction in terms unless i'm very much mistake