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[templar1138a]

Russian Roulette. Because if I lose, I'm dead anyway, and if I win, then either Death doesn't die because he's supernatural and goes on his merry way, or it turns out that Death can die and I gain his powers (hey, we're assuming Death has a literal form, why not assume supernatural succession?).

And then I would go Kira on the world. Except I wouldn't kill off criminals; I'd kill off morons and assholes.

 

[Syzygy23]

Well, seeing as the anthropomorphic personification of the end result of entropy has several billenia (That's right, BILLENIA, like a millenia except BILLIONIER) worth of experience, no contest of skill would ever be in my favor.

Therefore I'd challenge Death to a game of Russian Roulette.

I mean, he/she/it is there because I was about to die ANYWAY, might as well make it interesting and give myself a chance at the same time.

EDIT:

Russian Roulette. Because if I lose, I'm dead anyway, and if I win, then either Death doesn't die because he's supernatural and goes on his merry way, or it turns out that Death can die and I gain his powers (hey, we're assuming Death has a literal form, why not assume supernatural succession?).

And then I would go Kira on the world. Except I wouldn't kill off criminals; I'd kill off morons and assholes.

SERIOUSLY? Ninja'd ONE SECOND before I hit post. That just crossed the line from mere coincidence to evil omen.

 

[templar1138a]

Beauty contest. Death can't shapeshift, right?

Ever heard the phrase "If looks could kill"?

 

[Xaio30]

I'd challenge him to a game of not reaping my soul.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

I would say a game of Magic, but none of my decks are made for going against zombies. But if I truly had to battle him in something, I'd say UMvC3 or Twisted Metal, but wouldn't that mean i'd be fighting Callipso?

 

[Palademon]

A challenge to remember and perform every Power Rangers morphing sequence.

If I lose, I get to laugh at Death looking totally stupid for the last few seconds of my life.

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

Who can drink the most hydrofluoric acid. Death goes first. In case you don't know, hydrofluoric acid eats through skin, flesh and bones. Once death finishes, I leave.

 

[Living Contradiction]

A game of open-face poker should keep me alive for a little while. I can play it to win going first or second, so if each win nets me a year of life, I'll have enough time to put my affairs in order before Death comes back and says, "RIGHT. I'VE COME TO REAP YOUR MORTAL SOUL. YOU'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. WE'RE NOT PLAYING THAT BLOODY GAME AGAIN. NOW LET'S GO."

Then I'll give him a break and go quietly. I mean, even Death has to get a little frustrated by all these mortals trying to devise new ways to irritate him.