Your Title.

[Normalguyinthehouse]

Doctor, or "of the funk". or captain would be nice

Doctor....OF THE FUNK!

 

[traceur_]

I wouldn't mind "Baron".

 

[AvsJoe]

Sir Archibald Windsor the 2nd. Either that or The Moose!

 

[Mr_spamamam]

Father. Father Riley has a good ring to it

 

[ColonelDiscussion]

Colonel Not Being Punched in the Ovaries.

 

[Peanut Butter]

Optimistically? Mage-Imperator ( obscure sc-fi reference )

Realisticlly? Knave

 

[lwm3398]

No, wait, I change my mind.

Lucas, Explorer of The Dark and Unknown Abyss of The Ever-Expanding Universe

 

[Darkmark44]

Sadistic Bastard, Dark, Duke, Pope of Calamity (old favorite)

 

[NinjaSkills]

Primera Espada

 

[Blow_Pop]

Technicly its Master

wow coincidence that mine is Mistress?

 

[Poyer]

Its Mr. i believe, unless that dick i'm looking at is really a vagina.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

What is your title? General, admiral, his highness, sir, what?

Mine would have to be The Bad-ass Fat-ass.

EDIT: After seeing how many other great titles there are, I've decided to change my own. Here goes.

"Glorified Knower of All Knowledge in the Universe, Yes, I Know the Question to 42, But Not Like I'd Tell You."

That's impossible. You can't know both the Question and the Answer. To know both would cause the Universe to end and be replaced by something even more arbitrary and unexplainable... I even heard that this happened once before.

 

[Logic 0]

Sir daisy simpson the peaunt knight.

That's the best title ever.

 

[lwm3398]

Spoiler: lwm3398 was banned for this post.

That's impossible. You can't know both the Question and the Answer. To know both would cause the Universe to end and be replaced by something even more arbitrary and unexplainable... I even heard that this happened once before.

Changed it to Explorer of The Dark and Unknown Abyss of The Ever-Expanding Universe.

And isn't that what we all want to be?
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[Flap Jack452]

Chicken Chaser.

 

[aebonhawk]

Natural Selection.

 

[lwm3398]

Natural Selection.

...

[Your Name], Natural Selection!

...

Eh. I can't really see how this works as a title, it isn't really even a title.

Like, are you what made Darwin name it that?

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Well, my actual title is now Lord Michael Corby Macdonald of Tutbury. (I bought it XD)
I am also know as the Lord protector of the federation of invisible planets

 

[wordsmith]

Vice Overlord of the Cookie Jar

 

[Azazcyh]

My title is "Oh god, not that guy, again"...

Well, that's what everyone else uses for me.