Your Title.

[lwm3398]

What is your title? General, admiral, his highness, sir, what?

Mine would have to be The Bad-ass Fat-ass.

EDIT: After seeing how many other great titles there are, I've decided to change my own. Here goes.

"Glorified Knower of All Knowledge in the Universe, Yes, I Know the Question to 42, But Not Like I'd Tell You."

 

[SargentToughie]

Airman 1st class

*ahem*

Sargent overlord

 

[Curtmiester]

Curtis the for god's sake do something besides eating all the chips.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I am Arch-major Hiro, of the 12th infantry division! Cross me and I won't hesitate to have you court-martialed the fast way!

My friends call me Hitler due to my German ancestry (even though Hitler was Austrian).

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

...
"The Reaper."

C'mon now, keep up.

Seasons don't fear the Reaper...
baton pass!

 

[Soulgaunt]

I am the almighty Soulgaunt! Although I put Shadowgaunt!
Damn I wish I had a time machine....

 

[Hitman 43]

"Assassin Of Idiots"

 

[Undercover]

"Sir" And I don't mean as in "Knight" I mean as in "Please sir, don't kick my ass anymore"

 

[iggyus]

Asskicker

 

[skitzo van]

Commander in Chief Badass

 

[Pink_Pirate]

nom nom recruitment officer, my current title in eve online

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

...
"The Reaper."

C'mon now, keep up.

Seasons don't fear the Reaper...
baton pass!

Nor do the wind or the sun or the rain....

OT:I like esquire.

 

[COR 2000]

Iiii am General COR 2000, of the Pro-COR Alliance.

There, happy?

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Technicly its Master

 

[the_duke_CC]

not to play on my username too much but

I am the duke

by the way people actually call me that and i am not to fond of it

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Some call me Panda, some call me Sir Digby Chicken Ceaser, others simply know me as...Cillit Bang.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Comrade.

Come on, did you really expect anything else?

 

[Energylegzz]

...
"The Reaper."

C'mon now, keep up.

Seasons don't fear the Reaper...
baton pass!

Nor do the wind or the sun or the rain....

OT:I like esquire.

Needs more Cowbell...

 

[gibboss28]

The mighty drinker. That sums me up good...now back to my Jagermiester.

 

[Pimppeter2]

"Pimp"

Obiviously