Your Title.

[thenumberthirteen]

Lord of Sealand [http://www.sealandgov.org]. Seriously. I've got a certificate and everything.

 

[Gadeladriel]

Probably "Mentat".

 

[RagnorakTres]

I am Scribe Veryend, the True Neutral Prime. I observe all happenings in all worlds and record it with my pen in The Book of Truth. My physical manifestation's are many.

Seriously, we already have the Evil Primes, why not Good and Neutral ones too? WHY NOT, BLIZZARD??? HUH?? YOU GOT AN ANSWER? I may make a thread about this, actually...

 

[Jamanticus]

"Minister of Fractals" is my full title.

Why is that, you might ask? (And you're probably saying, "I wouldn't ask that." Tough luck, I'm giving an answer!)

It's because fractals are awesome, and I feel cool being the minister of something awesome.

Just look!

 

[Salmaras]

You will address me as Baron Salmaras whenever engaging in formal conversation

 

[Silver Scribbler]

Asha'man Silver. Half a cookie for the reference for the first part (because it isn't as obscure as most of the ones that get rewarded cookies), and the second because it's pretty much my real name these days...

 

[Haunted Serenity]

Tech Priest...i mean come on look at me?

No in games and life i go by Captain...thats the rank i like and thats what i'll stay as

 

[Kellerb]

The Sarcastic. no really.

 

[Ray De Ation]

Look Out It's Arrgh.
That's all they ever get to say, anyway.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Lieutenant Kommisar Vincent Vega. Why? Because he was the second most mellow and awesome thing I have ever seen in a movie. (and Lt. Kommisar sounds cool too)

 

[lwm3398]

...
"The Reaper."

C'mon now, keep up.

Seasons don't fear the Reaper...
baton pass!

Nor do the wind or the sun or the rain....

OT:I like esquire.

We can be like they are...

 

[lwm3398]

Did you just put LSD in my water?
I love it, but did you?

 

[thepj]

my oficial title is: thejihadibombmakingpimppresidentofthedemocraticassosiationofcomuntistplanetsforthefurthe
rmentofthepjandallthepeopleonhisgoodsideviatheeliminatitonofspacefacismandthenewplutohitlerwhatwithhisaliencewiththepowerfulandromedaalienpopeandall (all one word)

but you can call me paul

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

"That creepy guy." Tested and proven with at least 10 girls.

 

[Anacortian]

I am The Joe!

 

[Logic 0]

That guy over there.

well my friends call me "retard" so I guess that >.>

 

[Captain Schpack]

Dr. Jacobi Shawshank Xaiver Charlemenge Schpack, the level 7 government certified mind assassin.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

The answer to a question nobody asked, probably. One client of my employer once complained that when asked about the time I respond by telling them how to build a clock.

 

[wrecker77]

Joker. I am a funny person. And If I were a batman villain I would be joker because I am also insane.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

Did you just put LSD in my water?
I love it, but did you?

Fact: Lsd doesn't cause hallucinations, it just makes you realise how strange the world is and this may cause you to belive that you are really hallucinating.