Your Title!

[Alssadar]

Swag Master "D" for my ability to have a group of female admirers.
Well, at least for the Fall season, and then I fell into the oddity of two girls who like you at the same time and both sitting beside you on a bus, and some stuff happened and I don't know relationships...
Also, as a positive person, stuff doesn't de-rail me from what I do.

 

[Whitewillow]

I was dubbed "The Grater Demon" by some friends.

And yes, the spelling is correct in this case

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

Señor largepenis
Bigdick Gigglefist IV esquire
I could go on and on all day.

 

[doomspore98]

Pop culture title: The Dude.

My title: The Heaz

 

[gravian]

The Marquess of Fantalier.

Put up fists...but only by the rules.

 

[Sandernista]

Grand Annoying Voice.

Hafrael.

Though it seems a bit redundant

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

Deux Ex Machina.

 

[karcentric]

Magnificent Bastard!

 

[Lunatic High]

The Boogey man of the Western province

Theres a club

 

[JordanXlord]

Member of the PC Gaming Master Race

or

The Evil Mastermind behind the Bacon-Grenade

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The Evil Mastermind behind the Bacon-Grenade

That was you!?

Do you have any idea how many lives were lost in the War!?

Vegans/Vegetarians would commit hari-kari to rid themselves of the meat!

Dear sir... Could I buy the patent rights?

 

[Headsprouter]

Headsprouter!
He actually sprouts in place of your head!

 

[JordanXlord]

The Evil Mastermind behind the Bacon-Grenade

That was you!?

Do you have any idea how many lives were lost in the War!?

Vegans/Vegetarians would commit hari-kari to rid themselves of the meat!

Dear sir... Could I buy the patent rights?

you may my good sir

I have 10 Warehouses of the Damn things

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The Evil Mastermind behind the Bacon-Grenade

That was you!?

Do you have any idea how many lives were lost in the War!?

Vegans/Vegetarians would commit hari-kari to rid themselves of the meat!

Dear sir... Could I buy the patent rights?

you may my good sir

I have 10 Warehouses of the Damn things

If there's a mass suicide in a few days, know it was me.

Or if there was a giant explosion of bacon somewhere in North Carolina, that was me too.

Just remember me... as a man of ambition

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

I call myself with the "Title" of "Emperor" but most of my followers know me as "God"... Figures...

 

[Pharsalus]

since my real-life name is Lady Jocasta DeVillenueve III, adding another title would just be vulgar darling.

Any relation to the admiral?

My title Dominus, nice simple roman goodness.

Cap = rise and shine, lovely

 

[The Thinker]

He Who Standeth in front of the Telly When Thy Favorite Programme Airs.

Or, as Captha says: Death Key.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Smart Person Who Doesn't Pay For Services That Are Unnecessary, Available Free(And Legally) Elsewhere, Or Both, Because I don't Have A Misplaced Sense of Loyalty To A Site That Doesn't Mind Subjecting Me To Ridiculously Intrusive Ads Simply Because I've Seen How They Handle Money And I Don't Want Them Having Any Of Mine.

Catchy, right? Didn't even have to pay for it.

EDIT: Since I feel like kind of a buzzkill, I offer this alternate title:

Sir Bacon-Fist of Fisterly Castle.

 

[Strain42]

The SMT MS Painter

y'know...on account of doing all those MS Paint MegaTen comics

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

"The Metrosexual Messiah"

....Only that's really a misnomer.