Your top deeerp moments!

[Kae]

So while commenting about that I just burned my eye by frying, someone said I was derpy and that got me thinking, what are my derpiest moments now I'm going to make a list of what I think are the derpiest. So here they are in no particular order:

Spoiler: 1. Middle shool graduation

1.My middle school graduation, well so I'm called to go for my award diploma thingy (don't know if it's called like that on english), and I of course not only am I wearing the hat backwards I trip while climbing the stairs and everyone giggles, so I keep going I get my award thing I of course greet the guy with the wrong hand, grab my award and then it falls from my hand and goes flying and while trying to catch it I trip AGAIN and fall flat on my face I get up and fetch it quickly only to drop my hat, which was made funnier due to the fact that I had the second highest grade in class (I used to be smart).

Spoiler: 2. ATV Driving

2. ATV, so me and my family were at the beach so we rented some ATVs and I off course got to ride one and of course it didn't go well I somehow ended up running over my own leg and then crashing into a fence, but seriously how do you run over your own leg?

Spoiler: 3. Cooking

3. Cooking. So me and my brother are cooking and he asks if the frying pan is hot, and I say let me see, and put my hand on the frying pan, yeah I got burned.

Spoiler: 4. Shortcut!

4. Shortcut! So I was racing my friends to the store and I saw a really tall fence that would shorten the way if I crossed it of course since I was so short and skinny I thought I could pass between the bars, so I tried it and I almost passed but my head got stuck, and I got stuck there for 2 hours until my friends finally found me, they had to put butter on my head to get me out.

Spoiler: 5. Fiery hair

5. Fiery hair. So sometimes there are candles lit on my house, and this time I was eating and I stretched a little and my hair caught on fire, and granted that doesn't sound so derpy until you take into account that it has happened to me in 6 different occasions 6!

Now those are the ones that come to mind to me, of course there are TONS more because I am really REALLY clumsy. But anyway what are yours? They don't have to be 5 it can be just 1 if you wish, so come and tell you're stories!

 

[Speakercone]

"excuse me, could you tell me where the nearest cash machine is?"
the cash machine is directly to my left.

hurp-a-derp

 

[Captain_Fantastic]

well i have at least one every day but yesterday i put on my new pair of sunglasses walked into my room the window was open middle of the day then i turned on the light and wondered why it was so dark in my room

then today i tried to get a bunch of clothes into the washer from across the room and ended up just getting clothes everywhere but in the washer

 

[Kae]

"excuse me, could you tell me where the nearest cash machine is?"
the cash machine is directly to my left.

hurp-a-derp

Oh that, I know how that feels it happens to me all the time with everything, like at least 5 times a day.

 

[Simalacrum]

This particular derp is pretty much guaranteed to beat everyone else's by a mile or so.

Basically, I was at a farm one day that took in animals that had been illegally abused. Was a bunch of chickens there, and at that point I had my greatest ever derp moment by asking:

me: "What type of animal is a chicken?"
farmer: "er... a bird."

The kind of thing that would go on the Memebase front page, really.

 

[the spud]

I had a cousin that once asked "Hey, what is the Spanish word for taco?"

Many LULZ were had.

 

[Shadow flame master]

Well, I remember that I lost my remote one day and I was looking all over my room for it. Guess where it was? Under my shirt I took off on my bed. That was beside me and my laptop.

So yeah, hurp-a-derp big time.

 

[Kae]

I had a cousin that once asked "Hey, what is the Spanish word for taco?"

Many LULZ were had.

Well I once asked how do you say no in English.
"¿Cómo se dice no en Ingles?" were my exact words, and yes I had already learned English by then.

 

[smearyllama]

I've had a lot of "Where is that thing?- Oh, it's in my hand." Moments.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

haha ahh i have one particular one in my head at the moment

Spoiler: while babysitting one summer when i was younger

i was babysitting my brothers for the day and was just walking around in just boxers, as usual, as it was hott, and our microwave wasn't working so i was reheating the pizza from last night using the oven with a pan, and right when i'm about to go check on it, the doorbell ends up ringing, which is an even more "oh shit" moment, as i had this pizza to get, i only had boxers on, and i had to get teh door, instead of being logical, my first thought was "get that fucking pizza the fuck out of there"

in a rush, instead of using gloves..i grab the pan with my bare hands, in which i then proceed to throw the pan and the pizza directly into the ceiling while biting my lips to hold the scream in, then proceed to run downstairs and grab some clothes on and manage to wiggle the doorhandle open with my burned hands, in which it was fucking jehovas witnesses at the door -_-

you can say i was pissed, but that would be an understatement

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

Some guy asked me where a place called Weatherspoons was in town, I shrugged and my friend suggested that it was perhaps down the road, if not around the corner. It turns out we were both stood outside Weatherspoons, we realised this a few minutes later and pissed ourselves laughing. It's the only derp moment I really remember because Weatherspoons is right outside my bus stop and when I walk past it with someone I always say "where the fuck is Weatherspoons?"

EDIT: I just remembered another, I did a roley poley down the stairs not so long ago. I knew it was a bad idea the split second I was upside down, going down a fucking stair case and gaining momentum. After landing on my back and fucking my knee and arm up I stood up, my brother at the top of the staircase looking down at me in confusion, he asked moments later "what the fuck did you expect?" I honestly didn't know before I tried, now I do; shit hurts.

 

[Erana]

Spoiler: I did this.

Immediately after being interviewed for my academic giftedness.
The interviewer saw.

That's the only one that I can think of at the moment, though...

 

[Leemaster777]

I once slammed my own penis into a desk drawer. No, I'm not going into detail on that one. Figure it out for yourselves. Yes, it did hurt like hell. Why do you ask?

 

[Kae]

Spoiler: I did this.

Immediately after being interviewed for my academic giftedness.
The interviewer saw.

That's the only one that I can think of at the moment, though...

That's a classic it's gotta have happened to everyone at least once though the fact that you were just interviewed for being smart does make it funnier.

 

[Leemaster777]

I once slammed my own penis into a desk drawer. No, I'm not going into detail on that one. Figure it out for yourselves. Yes, it did hurt like hell. Why do you ask?

Did you have the clap and didn't want to go to a doctor about it?

Personally? I'm trying to think. I've had tons, but I tend to try to forget about them...

On an entirely different note, am I the only person that hates the word "derp" with an intense and burning passion? I've never heard anyone else express distaste for it...

Let me put it like this: Never, ever, wear loose-fitting pants when you're trying to fix your computer.

 

[GamerKT]

*Your

Well, there's yours right there.

 

[Toahne]

Back in middle school I just got glasses, had them for a few weeks by this time. I moved from math class to the next room and I realized I was missing my glasses and ran back to the math room. I asked the teacher where they were and she says "They're on your face." That's the derpiest moment I can think of right now.

 

[BakedAlaskan]

I had a cousin that once asked "Hey, what is the Spanish word for taco?"

Many LULZ were had.

Didn't George W Bush say that the French had no word for entrepreneur? Lol.
Personal derp- I've called about 7 of my teachers "Mum". Most were female!!

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I once slammed my own penis into a desk drawer. No, I'm not going into detail on that one. Figure it out for yourselves. Yes, it did hurt like hell. Why do you ask?

Did you have the clap and didn't want to go to a doctor about it?

Personally? I'm trying to think. I've had tons, but I tend to try to forget about them...

On an entirely different note, am I the only person that hates the word "derp" with an intense and burning passion? I've never heard anyone else express distaste for it...

orly?

Spoiler

u mad? broski? derp?

 

[Kae]

*Your

Well, there's yours right there.

Sorry English is not my first language, but I fixed it now.