When I unexpectedly die? "Jesus Christmas." I'm an atheist...in a house of Christians (except Dad, he's an atheist as well) and they over react to "Jesus Christ!".
When I'm doing great then die? "Arghmicflikenfaggenknockers." I don't even know what it means.
When I'm doing horrible? "AH BLACK PEOPLE!" (I'm not racist, mind. It's a joke between me and my half-black friend)