Your very own SideKick!

[Wondermint13]

For the sake of imagery. If you could have a sidekick of your own creation to accompany you through your usual day, what would he/she/it be called and what would be their purpose as your sidekick? Remember a sidekick must always be at your side so making it go to work/school is not allowed.

Mine would be a bearded London street begger with a top hat and cockney accent who's duty it is to enforce every lie I make in conversation and fetch me dansih rolls and carrot cake when I ask.
I will name him. Harry the Maltloaf

 

[Daystar Clarion]

A monkey that wears a fez.


His name will be Fez.


That is all.

 

[Sun Flash]

A monkey that acts sorta like Pikachu, but without the magic powers (Actually that'd be awesome to have an electric monkey). So you could talk and interact with it and it could sit on your shoulder and wear people clothes and provide comic relief and be a wise ass and look cute and awesome and cool.

I will call him...

David.

 

[lordlillen]

SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!

 

[Naheal]

I've always wanted a henchman....

 

[SilverHammerMan]

I'd take a Doctor Who style companion. A quirky English girl? Yes please. Also she should have superpowers, and be able to transform into a flying mech.

 

[darth.pixie]

An Alfred. Badass sidekick that can cook, speak with a British accent while saying witty comments and do my laundry? I will take it.

I wonder if payment in cookies or alcohol might suffice since I'm broke.