Your Video Game Demise

[King of the Sandbox]

Ok, here's how this works...

You're going to die.

You've been convicted by VideoGame Land's highest courts for playing video games and forcing the characters to suffer vicious beatings, tortures, and horrible maiming death over and over again for your amusement.

But Judge Mario is somewhat merciful. You may choose your own means of execution, but it must be in the way that someone or something in a game you have played before has experienced at your hand.

How does it go down?

Me?

I'm in a two man go kart race through a meadow.

I'm in first place.

My opponent has a blue shell.

Game over.
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What do you choose?

 

[War Penguin]

I'm on the beach. I step on the sand. The antlions get me.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

A Swarm of Moblins approch, end of story.

 

[S.R.S.]

I guess death by old age is out of the question.

Eaten by Kirby.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I got jumped on.

 

[CounterAttack]

I have 2 life remaining, so I tap two red lands and cast Incinerate on myself, dealing 3 damage to me.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

I am ripped in half by an angry pale Spartan.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

A Tank punched me into a wall then a Hunter pinned me down.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Man... video game characters die in some horrible, horrible ways.

Oh, and my second choice would be death by Imperial Storm Trooper firing squad.

Y'know, so I'd have a few minutes to think about stuff before one of them finally hits me.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I got killed by Ike's Final Smash, Great Aether.

 

[CounterAttack]

Man... video game characters die in some horrible, horrible ways.

Oh, and my second choice would be death by Imperial Storm Trooper firing squad.

Y'know, so I'd have a few minutes to think about stuff before one of them finally hits me.

Then someone else would have to hit you, as their E-11s aren't powerful enough to kill you in one hit. So death by firing squad would take forever.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Man... video game characters die in some horrible, horrible ways.

Oh, and my second choice would be death by Imperial Storm Trooper firing squad.

Y'know, so I'd have a few minutes to think about stuff before one of them finally hits me.

Then someone else would have to hit you, as their E-11s aren't powerful enough to kill you in one hit. So death by firing squad would take forever.

That's the idea.

/wink

 

[Fury Is Me.]

A Metroid sucked all the energy from me.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I get my head cut off by a hunter from Resident evil.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I fell into a bottomless pit. (Wow, I never really thouht about how much a videoame character would suffer in one of those, starving to death while falling forever.)

 

[Aisaka]

Link killed me with his spinner.

Yep, it took ages and hurt a lot.

 

[aoi287]

I was hit by a random huntsman arrow in the eye as I left the spawn point.

 

[Dr.Susse]

A walk through long grass.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

A walk through long grass.

I dun get it.

0_o?

 

[latenightapplepie]

Splazered by some noob in the tower.