I'm too pedantic.
I have horrible, miserable, epically bad timing in regards to asking girls out.
I'm seemingly unable to be romantically interested in any woman who I'm not already good friends with......except the girl I met today....
My (almost but not)girlfriend and I hung out with this girl and we all got along FANTASTICALLY for 3 hours while we were waiting in a line to see Man Of Steel.
She's physically similar to a 21year-old version of my first love (who, like me, is 26), and also has a lot of the same personality quirks and mannerisms.....but she's also geeky enough to hold her own with my (almost but not)girlfriend and I (unlike my first love, who has perplexingly sporadic areas of geekiness in her otherwise non-geeky interests).
This girl's mother showed up after about 1.5 hours and joins us.
We all go to a movie (no Man Of Steel

).
We have a blast.
Suddenly they have to leave as the theater's audience is swarming back out into the lobby...
...and they vanish.
At no point did any of us introduce ourselves IN THREE HOURS.
No name, no number, no Facebook....
And there I was thinking, "Okay, now we gotta swap names and I gotta get this girl's number...but isn't that weird with her mom RIGHT THERE? and I'm kinda almost sort of on a date...but not. This is weird. Oh well, at the very least we all get along awesome and should obviously hang out again. Now or nev.....WAIT, where'd they go!??"
Just *poof* gone.
Vanished into the ether.
Back into the sea of 6 million people that is Houston, as if she never existed...
I feel as though I was being tested, and I have no idea if I passed by overcoming a MASSIVE temptation, or if I failed to be spontaneous enough.
*sigh*
So yea, horrible horrible horrible timing.
And that's just today's example.