Your weapon? With a .....twist?

[ZeikHunter]

A sword that will kill anything in one blow, no matter where it strikes.

The downside is that you have to legally change your name to Mary Sue von Cummouth Stikitinmi Ubaby Yes. If you don't refer to yourself by your full name any time you speak about yourself, the sword will stab you.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

A cosmic ray gun that fires sharpened pencils at up to 900 feet per second, unfortunately the universal sharpener is powered by children's tears.

 

[Burst6]

It's a shotgun that shoots more shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot tiny hollow soft plastic balls and disappointment.

 

[ZeikHunter]

A teleporting remote that will summon Candlejack. The downside is th

 

[The Heik]

This is indeed another "your weapon" thread, but this is different. This is technacally a dream weapon thread, and your weapon it could be as stupid, strange, or salty as you want your weapon to be.BUT. Your weapon must have certain weakness. For example: Mine is a flaming machete that you can only use when your drunk. Post away?



edit: Or a bottle of endless Vodka thats cures/heals anything. Downside is that I can't defend myself. I can break it onsomeone's head, but it will ruin the healing prowess.

A flamethrower that only works when you fart. That should have some interesting consequences....

 

[martin's a madman]

Francium and a bottle of water.

Downside, Francium has VERY fast decay rate and I'm thirsty.

 

[ZeikHunter]

A cell phone that calls Freakazoid to fight people.

Downside 1: It's Freakazoid.
Downside 2: That's the only number in the phone, and you can't dial anything.
Downside 3: You have to use it when there's 1 minute until the end of a half-hour. As in, every half hour it must be used.

 

[Overlordjack]

M700 that's scope the ability to see through anything

Downside: as long as its glass.

 

[zHellas]

A raygun that can disintegrate anything.

Downside: You must yell out it's name every time you're about to use it. The name is in Mongolian and is EXTREMELY long!

 

[Derf Llennod]

an AI AW sniper rifle with a teleporting feature on it.
downfall is that you always fall out of a girl's skirt.

 

[ZeikHunter]

An anti-matter beam that will absolutely obliterate anything, as long as you post every third post in this topic.

Conflabit! It won't work!

 

[ZeikHunter]

The Robot from Beastie Boys' "Intergalactic," that is powered by their rapping. However, their position in the robot is on his chest, without protection from the waist up.

COME ON GUYS! I was hoping someone else would post before me! I took so dang long, too!

 

[Blitzkreg]

A lightning hammer that makes pizza every time you use it.

downside: it only works when you're making out with a hot chick...

 

[Darzen]

It's a realistic gun that has a flag that pops out that says "BANG!". and while they laugh at that i pull the trigger again to launch the flag,like a harpoon, into my enemies chest. The I laugh at THEM

 

[fligan]

swish, swish, stab?
OT:awkward silence remover gun. It removes awkward silence and whoever started it. The downside being there needs to be an awkward silence to be able to use it.

 

[Splyth]

a sword that can cut through ANYTHING! except cloth or other cloth like substances

 

[icame]

A gun that when you fire it a flag with the word bang comes out, but whatever you were pointing it at explodes.

 

[pyrosaw]

A lightning hammer that makes pizza every time you use it.

downside: it only works when you're making out with a hot chick...

Wouldn't that help out with the making out?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats. I can totally nail your 2 metre thermal exhaust port.

OT: Vicious weapons in DDO. They deal an extra 1d6 to your target, but hit you for 1d3. Not bad if you have a healer or are fighting weaklings, but get yourself in a one on one with a monster with 10 times as many hitpoints as you and odds are good you'd be in trouble.

Oh yeah well I'll uses super advanced homing missiles to blow you outta the sky flyboy!

wait they need a twist...Umm well they are homing missiles. Say good bye to your house!

I expected homing missiles, so I set up a missile defense field. Shame that it makes everyone in the house vomit everytime it blocks a missile...

Oh yeah I use super homing missiles! They can go faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. Except they kinda break when near kryptonite

Well, good thing my new kryptonite power crystal is installed in the shield generator. Too bad about it unleashing an unsafe amount of radiation that makes the house unable to be lived in though...

Well I have a personal army of super humans that can live through vast amounts of radiation.
But even in vast swarms their combined intelligence is about has smart as a box of rocks.

Fortunately, I have laser mines that will blast anything that walks through them to pieces...but they don't differenciate between friend and foe, so I'm kinda locked out of my house.

Well my guys have mine proof boots that can kick things...except they are only good for your feet =\

Good. They will fall prey to my moat of sharks with laser beams on their heads...but the lasers only have a range of 2 feet.

I'll use my boat that's invincible to lasers...but not shark bites

 

[Angus565]

I think the downside to my weapon is pretty obvious.

Spoiler

That's right! It has terrible accuracy at long range!