Your weapon? With a .....twist?

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commandersqwigly

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Gilhelmi said:
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An arm cannon that only works when I laugh. Get ready y'all, sLAUGHTER coming through.
That is a good one.

OT: Mine would be a 155mm Cannon shooting tooth-pick shaped metal darts.

Downside: you have to pick up all the darts after you fire.

I wish I was more creative with weaponry.
So pretty much a nerf gun on sterioids?


OT: A minigun were you can only shoot with your eyes closed. -sigh- No creativity...
 

SageSteven

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The planet destroying death ray that only accepts commands in the form of a question that also must be spoken in a Spanish polyalphabetic substitution cipher.

Sure you could get the language down eventually, but most people would be so annoyed at that point they'd give up on using the weapon all together.
 

dark-amon

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A swords that can cut through anything and has an artificial inteligence installed that laughtes and yell 'OWNED' when you cut someone in pieces.
Bad thing is that whem you don't cut people in pieces it never stops insulting you with insults psycologily intended to be as annoying for the wielder as possible. And it NEVER stops.
 

krimson_dropz

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a chainsaw. downside it's a chainsaw there isn't really an UP side.
or a machete downside no one cares about machetes...
or a realistic mideavil (not sure if thats how to spell it but oh well.) broadsword downsideits basically a crowbar without the ability to open crates and the like
hell mabey a crowbar but whenever its with me i feel compelled to use it to open everything. doors, crates, tin cans...
or flaming boxing gloves downside ow my hands are on fire.
 

Mafoobula

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Orbital crowbar satellite. I paint a target and push a button, and the satellite drops a crowbar from the upper atmosphere. The crowbar speeds up to terminal velocity and strikes the target, obliterating whatever it is, no matter what it is. Only downside is that it'll take a few minutes for the crowbar to fall, and it has to be a more-or-less stationary target. Still, I can annihilate, say, the car of anyone who annoys me; TOTALLY worth the drawbacks.
 

Axzarious

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A giant indestructible robot that can transform itself to various shapes and create any weapon I can think of.

The downside? It runs on 50 AA batteries and lasts 10 minutes before they are depleted.
 

dalek sec

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A high powered machine gun that fires at insane rate of bullets. The only downside is the ammo is raw goldfish and will not work with any kind of real ammo.
 

Spawny0908

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A holy sword that has GODLIKE power during the day!

weakness it can only be used at night...
 

Spawny0908

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Angus565 said:
I think the downside to my weapon is pretty obvious.


That's right! It has terrible accuracy at long range!
xD

um... I think you have bigger problems with that gun!
 

JLML

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An awesome melee weapon made of a special kind of metal that forms itself as I wish. In other words, if I want it to be a sword, it will be the exact sword I want, if I want it to be a poleaxe, it will be the poleaxe I want. And so on.

The bad part is that if someone else grabs the handle, it becomes a peanut. Forever. D:
 

Jazzyjazz2323

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A Plasma Cannon the downside to it would be i have to roll dice in real life before i shoot it and pray it doesnt "Get hot".
 

Marsell

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a chainsaw duck-taped to an electric guitar, hooked up to a car battery.

you can only use it in the dark.
 

Uberpig

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Has nobody mentioned Yahtzee's weapon yet?
I think it was a gun that had breasts and fired velociraptors - but was on fire.