Your weapon? With a .....twist?

[thahat]

This isn't really my dream weapon, but:

a fully automatic recoiless sniper rifle that fires a 75 cal bullet (I think 'bullet' might be the wrong word).

The downside? It refuses to be operated by anybody who isn't blind.

thats more like 'shell'
i think thats nearly a 20mm cannon XD maybe a tad under or over?

OT: cybernetic eye with all kinds of wonderous possibilities.
the downside: it has to go in your eye socket. i still have an eye... jeah..

 

[Webb5432]

I'd take two khurki knives that materialze and vanish into thin air when ever I wish.

Weakness: they don't work when family is around and they vanish just before they deliver a killing or lethal blow to a live human (undead are something else entirely). That's ok, though. I don't want blood on my hands.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats. I can totally nail your 2 metre thermal exhaust port.

OT: Vicious weapons in DDO. They deal an extra 1d6 to your target, but hit you for 1d3. Not bad if you have a healer or are fighting weaklings, but get yourself in a one on one with a monster with 10 times as many hitpoints as you and odds are good you'd be in trouble.

Oh yeah well I'll uses super advanced homing missiles to blow you outta the sky flyboy!

wait they need a twist...Umm well they are homing missiles. Say good bye to your house!

I expected homing missiles, so I set up a missile defense field. Shame that it makes everyone in the house vomit everytime it blocks a missile...

Oh yeah I use super homing missiles! They can go faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. Except they kinda break when near kryptonite

Well, good thing my new kryptonite power crystal is installed in the shield generator. Too bad about it unleashing an unsafe amount of radiation that makes the house unable to be lived in though...

Well I have a personal army of super humans that can live through vast amounts of radiation.
But even in vast swarms their combined intelligence is about has smart as a box of rocks.

Fortunately, I have laser mines that will blast anything that walks through them to pieces...but they don't differenciate between friend and foe, so I'm kinda locked out of my house.

Well my guys have mine proof boots that can kick things...except they are only good for your feet =\

Good. They will fall prey to my moat of sharks with laser beams on their heads...but the lasers only have a range of 2 feet.

I'll use my boat that's invincible to lasers...but not shark bites

Fun. I'll sink your boat with my balista...but it only fires when it's between 65 and 72 degrees Farenheit outside.

Oh yeah! well I'll use my super de-duper missiles on you! (it's the new model)
but...uhh...they're only a model

I counter with my intercept missiles...but they are filled with jam instead of explosives.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats. I can totally nail your 2 metre thermal exhaust port.

OT: Vicious weapons in DDO. They deal an extra 1d6 to your target, but hit you for 1d3. Not bad if you have a healer or are fighting weaklings, but get yourself in a one on one with a monster with 10 times as many hitpoints as you and odds are good you'd be in trouble.

Oh yeah well I'll uses super advanced homing missiles to blow you outta the sky flyboy!

wait they need a twist...Umm well they are homing missiles. Say good bye to your house!

I expected homing missiles, so I set up a missile defense field. Shame that it makes everyone in the house vomit everytime it blocks a missile...

Oh yeah I use super homing missiles! They can go faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. Except they kinda break when near kryptonite

Well, good thing my new kryptonite power crystal is installed in the shield generator. Too bad about it unleashing an unsafe amount of radiation that makes the house unable to be lived in though...

Well I have a personal army of super humans that can live through vast amounts of radiation.
But even in vast swarms their combined intelligence is about has smart as a box of rocks.

Fortunately, I have laser mines that will blast anything that walks through them to pieces...but they don't differenciate between friend and foe, so I'm kinda locked out of my house.

Well my guys have mine proof boots that can kick things...except they are only good for your feet =\

Good. They will fall prey to my moat of sharks with laser beams on their heads...but the lasers only have a range of 2 feet.

I'll use my boat that's invincible to lasers...but not shark bites

Fun. I'll sink your boat with my balista...but it only fires when it's between 65 and 72 degrees Farenheit outside.

Oh yeah! well I'll use my super de-duper missiles on you! (it's the new model)
but...uhh...they're only a model

I counter with my intercept missiles...but they are filled with jam instead of explosives.

I counter with my counter-counter missiles! But...they can't count

 

[Macgyvercas]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats. I can totally nail your 2 metre thermal exhaust port.

OT: Vicious weapons in DDO. They deal an extra 1d6 to your target, but hit you for 1d3. Not bad if you have a healer or are fighting weaklings, but get yourself in a one on one with a monster with 10 times as many hitpoints as you and odds are good you'd be in trouble.

Oh yeah well I'll uses super advanced homing missiles to blow you outta the sky flyboy!

wait they need a twist...Umm well they are homing missiles. Say good bye to your house!

I expected homing missiles, so I set up a missile defense field. Shame that it makes everyone in the house vomit everytime it blocks a missile...

Oh yeah I use super homing missiles! They can go faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. Except they kinda break when near kryptonite

Well, good thing my new kryptonite power crystal is installed in the shield generator. Too bad about it unleashing an unsafe amount of radiation that makes the house unable to be lived in though...

Well I have a personal army of super humans that can live through vast amounts of radiation.
But even in vast swarms their combined intelligence is about has smart as a box of rocks.

Fortunately, I have laser mines that will blast anything that walks through them to pieces...but they don't differenciate between friend and foe, so I'm kinda locked out of my house.

Well my guys have mine proof boots that can kick things...except they are only good for your feet =\

Good. They will fall prey to my moat of sharks with laser beams on their heads...but the lasers only have a range of 2 feet.

I'll use my boat that's invincible to lasers...but not shark bites

Fun. I'll sink your boat with my balista...but it only fires when it's between 65 and 72 degrees Farenheit outside.

Oh yeah! well I'll use my super de-duper missiles on you! (it's the new model)
but...uhh...they're only a model

I counter with my intercept missiles...but they are filled with jam instead of explosives.

I counter with my counter-counter missiles! But...they can't count

I block with the Count from Sesame Street...But he has a stammer today and also developed a case of sparkles.

[sup]I can not believe I just wrote that. Someone shoot me[/sup]

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats. I can totally nail your 2 metre thermal exhaust port.

OT: Vicious weapons in DDO. They deal an extra 1d6 to your target, but hit you for 1d3. Not bad if you have a healer or are fighting weaklings, but get yourself in a one on one with a monster with 10 times as many hitpoints as you and odds are good you'd be in trouble.

Oh yeah well I'll uses super advanced homing missiles to blow you outta the sky flyboy!

wait they need a twist...Umm well they are homing missiles. Say good bye to your house!

I expected homing missiles, so I set up a missile defense field. Shame that it makes everyone in the house vomit everytime it blocks a missile...

Oh yeah I use super homing missiles! They can go faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. Except they kinda break when near kryptonite

Well, good thing my new kryptonite power crystal is installed in the shield generator. Too bad about it unleashing an unsafe amount of radiation that makes the house unable to be lived in though...

Well I have a personal army of super humans that can live through vast amounts of radiation.
But even in vast swarms their combined intelligence is about has smart as a box of rocks.

Fortunately, I have laser mines that will blast anything that walks through them to pieces...but they don't differenciate between friend and foe, so I'm kinda locked out of my house.

Well my guys have mine proof boots that can kick things...except they are only good for your feet =\

Good. They will fall prey to my moat of sharks with laser beams on their heads...but the lasers only have a range of 2 feet.

I'll use my boat that's invincible to lasers...but not shark bites

Fun. I'll sink your boat with my balista...but it only fires when it's between 65 and 72 degrees Farenheit outside.

Oh yeah! well I'll use my super de-duper missiles on you! (it's the new model)
but...uhh...they're only a model

I counter with my intercept missiles...but they are filled with jam instead of explosives.

I counter with my counter-counter missiles! But...they can't count

I block with the Count from Sesame Street...But he has a stammer today and also developed a case of sparkles.

[sup]I can not believe I just wrote that. Someone shoot me[/sup]

Ha I use Simon Belmont's Vampire Slayer!
...except you need to be in the game for it to work

 

[Macgyvercas]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats. I can totally nail your 2 metre thermal exhaust port.

OT: Vicious weapons in DDO. They deal an extra 1d6 to your target, but hit you for 1d3. Not bad if you have a healer or are fighting weaklings, but get yourself in a one on one with a monster with 10 times as many hitpoints as you and odds are good you'd be in trouble.

Oh yeah well I'll uses super advanced homing missiles to blow you outta the sky flyboy!

wait they need a twist...Umm well they are homing missiles. Say good bye to your house!

I expected homing missiles, so I set up a missile defense field. Shame that it makes everyone in the house vomit everytime it blocks a missile...

Oh yeah I use super homing missiles! They can go faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. Except they kinda break when near kryptonite

Well, good thing my new kryptonite power crystal is installed in the shield generator. Too bad about it unleashing an unsafe amount of radiation that makes the house unable to be lived in though...

Well I have a personal army of super humans that can live through vast amounts of radiation.
But even in vast swarms their combined intelligence is about has smart as a box of rocks.

Fortunately, I have laser mines that will blast anything that walks through them to pieces...but they don't differenciate between friend and foe, so I'm kinda locked out of my house.

Well my guys have mine proof boots that can kick things...except they are only good for your feet =\

Good. They will fall prey to my moat of sharks with laser beams on their heads...but the lasers only have a range of 2 feet.

I'll use my boat that's invincible to lasers...but not shark bites

Fun. I'll sink your boat with my balista...but it only fires when it's between 65 and 72 degrees Farenheit outside.

Oh yeah! well I'll use my super de-duper missiles on you! (it's the new model)
but...uhh...they're only a model

I counter with my intercept missiles...but they are filled with jam instead of explosives.

I counter with my counter-counter missiles! But...they can't count

I block with the Count from Sesame Street...But he has a stammer today and also developed a case of sparkles.

[sup]I can not believe I just wrote that. Someone shoot me[/sup]

Ha I use Simon Belmont's Vampire Slayer!
...except you need to be in the game for it to work

I SUMMON CTHULHU!!!!

Unfortunately, I've just doomed us all.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats. I can totally nail your 2 metre thermal exhaust port.

OT: Vicious weapons in DDO. They deal an extra 1d6 to your target, but hit you for 1d3. Not bad if you have a healer or are fighting weaklings, but get yourself in a one on one with a monster with 10 times as many hitpoints as you and odds are good you'd be in trouble.

Oh yeah well I'll uses super advanced homing missiles to blow you outta the sky flyboy!

wait they need a twist...Umm well they are homing missiles. Say good bye to your house!

I expected homing missiles, so I set up a missile defense field. Shame that it makes everyone in the house vomit everytime it blocks a missile...

Oh yeah I use super homing missiles! They can go faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. Except they kinda break when near kryptonite

Well, good thing my new kryptonite power crystal is installed in the shield generator. Too bad about it unleashing an unsafe amount of radiation that makes the house unable to be lived in though...

Well I have a personal army of super humans that can live through vast amounts of radiation.
But even in vast swarms their combined intelligence is about has smart as a box of rocks.

Fortunately, I have laser mines that will blast anything that walks through them to pieces...but they don't differenciate between friend and foe, so I'm kinda locked out of my house.

Well my guys have mine proof boots that can kick things...except they are only good for your feet =\

Good. They will fall prey to my moat of sharks with laser beams on their heads...but the lasers only have a range of 2 feet.

I'll use my boat that's invincible to lasers...but not shark bites

Fun. I'll sink your boat with my balista...but it only fires when it's between 65 and 72 degrees Farenheit outside.

Oh yeah! well I'll use my super de-duper missiles on you! (it's the new model)
but...uhh...they're only a model

I counter with my intercept missiles...but they are filled with jam instead of explosives.

I counter with my counter-counter missiles! But...they can't count

I block with the Count from Sesame Street...But he has a stammer today and also developed a case of sparkles.

[sup]I can not believe I just wrote that. Someone shoot me[/sup]

Ha I use Simon Belmont's Vampire Slayer!
...except you need to be in the game for it to work

I SUMMON CTHULHU!!!!

Unfortunately, I've just doomed us all.

Cthulhu Plushy!
which makes Lovercraft roll in his grave

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

A camel-mounted gatling gun!
Unfortunately, the gun only shoots flaming babies. That are still alive.

 

[Shadowthewedgehog]

A crowbar with a sniper scope, for long range bludgeoning

 

[AngryBritishAce]

A machine-gun rocket launcer that fires swords atatched to rockets and can be used as a hammer. Downside is it only works if your enemy has one too

 

[hyperhammy]

The omega cannon which only works when the user has an awkward boner..... OH CRA

Lol! Made of win!
OT: I would take a lightsaber that only extends when getting a boner.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Normal shotgun.

Weakness: It doesn't work