your wierdest dream

[MightyMoose]

I'm not even from America. But the other night I had this dream that myself and two of my friends were sitting around a board of Heroscape. (little boardgame thing..kinda fun)

Only...we were in the American Civil War era..and the ENTIRE war was being decided via this one game of Heroscape.

Well, they both wanted me on their side, but I hadn't decided if I wanted to secede just yet. However, just moments later my lovely fiancee walks into the room wearing this Victorian Era ball gown, all made-up and pretty like. So I lean over to one of my generals and whisper "What state is she from?"

he whispers back; "Georgia"

I nod and stand up rapidly, One arm pointing into the air very matter'o'factly, knocking several pieces off the board as I shout in a strangely southern accent (really strange, since I'm from Iceland)

"I'm seceding from the Union!!!"

 

[Eyclonus]

All my dreams are like those surreal music videos, Do The Evolution, some hip hop one which features a white southern President getting sworn in and then pulling his skin off looking in the mirror and seeing he's a middle aged black woman, another which was like a fast forward version of Neverwhere...
Basically my dreams are just music videos but without music...

 

[The X-Ninja]

Not exactly my weirdest...but here goes:

I'm at this highschool in my town (I don't go there, I'm home schooled) and I'm in the bathroom, peeing. I remember the bathroom was really dark, and it smelled really bad.
It was taking me a really long time to pee, but eventually I finished. Then when I went to
wash my hands, it took forever, like the soap wouldn't come off. But then I was done and I left the bathroom. I didn't exactly remember why I was there, only that my Mom just dropped me off there for some reason.

I was walking through the school, and it was really weird, I can see it perfectly in my head but I can't describe it; it was very new-age-y. But now I was wet and in my towel, like I just got out of the shower. Anywho, this principal-ish guy who looked exactly like my old pediatrician walked up to me and said:
"Hey, did you see where he went?" I don't know who he's talking about, and I tell him.
"Who?"
"Him! Over there!" He just points to some guy. I tell him my situation. When I don't remember the exact reason I'm here, he just says to me,
"Well, you're dreaming." I'm astonished, and to test it, i JUMP LIKE 10 feet in the air over two guys. I'm ecstatic that I'm lucid dreaming and I run into this theater that's...just like right there. I'm naked now, my towel having flown off, but I didn't care. Everyone in the theater was totally entranced by the screen, which was showing what looked like a trailer for Spider Man 3. Then I fly out of the theater, straight through the screen and through the building and out in to the air. I live less than a mile from this school, so I decide to go find my house.

But my entire neighborhood was missing. Just gone out of ground, all of the houses. I fly over what I thought would be my house. I suddenly realize that there might be some clues about this whole thing underground. So, while floating in the air at least 50 feet high up (trying to decide exactly how to float, just standing in the air a la DBZ or moving up and down Power Puff Girl style...you get it) I start shooting energy balls at the ground to move all the earth up...or what ever.

Then a sound outside my window wakes me up. I was really mad, because it could've been such an awesome dream. Sorry it was so long, but my dreams tend be horribly vivid when they want to.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I once had one where someone started a nuclear war with tango bottles, and my gay friend was on a stage throwing them at everyone.
Then Nero from Dirge of Cerberus and some dudes from my school had to fight, and I said I would heal them if they got hurt o__O
I also flew to the skies on a broomstick because chewing gum gave me magical powers.
If that's not weird, I don't know what is