I dreamt once that I woke up (within the dream) surrounded by a pile of dead kittens, three large black boa constrictors with dried brown paper wrapped around parts of them, and 4 police officers in riot gear handling the snakes.
About a week ago I had a fever and dreamed I was on some underwater research station or something. My mom was there. I don't remember much but there were two mercenary guys (or maybe just freelancers, I dunno) that were killing the scientists and regular people on the station. Also, at some point my bottom teeth rotted out and my mom was there and I was like "Mom my teeth are fucked!" and she was all "yeah they are." Sucks when you can feel the teeth all fucked up in your own mouth. I woke up really upset and confused right about then.
When I realized my teeth were ok I fell asleep again. This time I actually met the mercenaries in a room with a couple scientists. There was all this tension as I pretended to be a journalist and they pretended not to be murderers and the scientists pretended not to be hostages. I was talking to the mercs and it seemed to be going well until the one guy told me to cut off my own balls. I could tell that things were going to end extremely badly so I started gesturing to one of the scientists to get ready cause I was going to stab the fucker with my pen (that I had been taking notes with, as a journalist). I signaled to him with my pen by making eye contact and tapping the pen at my throat and then nodding at the merc. I remember thinking "Man I hope that fucker understands what I'm doing cause I can definitely stab the one guy but if the other guy grabs me I'm done." I was just trying to decide if I'd go for the throat or the eye when I woke up, feeling much better.
A couple of weeks ago I dreamt that it was the far future, post apocalypse, but everything was kinda close to the way it is now after a period of utter devastation. Turns out the "Snacks" department of the future society had, in pursuing snacks, repopulated the planet with vegetation and animals and such. The dark side of this was that Snacks now basically ran the world, and their constant altering of genetic structure in pursuit of better snacks went alongside advanced mind control (advertising taken to the extreme). Snacks was building some huge device, miles long, that all the people were going to occupy and would make them all mindless drones when it was activated (I think; it was an evil plot of some kind, I know that), but some of us were resisting, and me and some others had found some underground caverns we thought might hold some secret to their power. We found a huge disgusting pupae in one, and some idiot disturbed it, and as we ran away in terror it started spewing millions of gallons of brownish fluid in which swam horrible humanoid mutant monsters that looked like men in rubber monster suits. As we escaped out the hole we'd found the monsters overtook the idiot that had disturbed the pupa, and we watched as he was torn apart and then swallowed by the flood of brownish stuff. I don't remember much more, but there was a scene where some obnoxious yuppie old woman was taking a walk with some guy in the woods, pointing out that "Y'know 50 years this was all desert? Yep, Snacks did that, brought back the wildlife and trees. Oh my god, look at these people, they're filthy! How did they get so filthy, they're all covered in brown-!" and then the monsters attacked her.
