Your words upon respawn

[Xpwn3ntial]

You have just died. Darkness, confusion, nothing, then you hear a beeping noise. You are alive again, inexplicably

What would you say upon respawn?

 

[Marter]

Sweet, I'm back.

I can't think of anything clever, and that is probably what I would say.

It would either be that, or a whole bunch of expletives.

 

[delet]

As in in real life?

"Boo!"

 

[Hazy]

"You guys again?"

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Gentlemen?

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

That was retarded, you so should have died there, I mean come on what kind of lag is this?!

 

[Xeros]

"I live once more!"

 

[Free Thinker]

Am I technically a zombie?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Am I technically a zombie?

No. Zombie means your body was reanimated. I'm saying respawn a la first-person shooters. You can go find your body and everything.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Whoa. Heaven looks exactly like I remember Earth being. Unless...Oh, jeez. I'm in the other place.

Then I'd realize what's really going on, and go eat oreos.

 

[KdS_22]

"Dur, which way did he go, Boss? Which way did he go? I'm gonna get 'em!"

More realistically: "Ahhhhhhhhhh! I'm alive?! WTF?"

 

[NeutralDrow]

"All right, you sons of bitches! ROUND TWO!"

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"So... does this count as Reincarnation or Necromancy?"

Or perhaps

WHATTHEFUCKWASTHATTHISISWHATTHEWOAHFUCKSHIT

 

[oppp7]

Sweet, I wonder if that happens everytime I die. I'm going to go ride a car!

 

[Outright Villainy]

"Now I'm gonna beat my High score!"

 

[feather240]

"Heh, hell on earth..."

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Sweet, I wonder if that happens everytime I die. I'm going to go ride a car!

Can we let the Monkey drive?

 

[oppp7]

Sweet, I wonder if that happens everytime I die. I'm going to go ride a car!

Can we let the Monkey drive?

I was going to let the cinderblock drive, but why not?
Ooo, I should try building a fort out of my corpses!

 

[Dark assassin for hire]

"Seriously, I'm back? This sucks! I wasn't expecting an afterlife but the afterlife is life. WTF?"

"Times up. Lets do this. LEROY JENKINS!" and then I die

"HOLY SHIT! I AM A CAT! I HAVE NINE... EIGHT LIVES!"

spawn kill

"YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME!"

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I was going to let the cinderblock drive, but why not?

Yay!

*Looks towards Monkey*

DRIVE MONKEY DRIVE!

Ooo, I should try building a fort out of my corpses!

What of the other people's Corpses? Surely they won't be needing them.