Your worst drinking experience

[Shockolate]

Drank one and and a half mickey's of Whiskey in two fours. Spent the next two throwing up, drifting in and out of consciousness.

Fortunately, I was sitting in a chair with a friend ferrying plastic bags (which pissed him off greatly) because another friend was throwing up in the bathroom. Also, I apparently got a lap dance from another friends girlfriend as a joke.

Yeah, I've never really had it all that bad.

 

[MrFalconfly]

Well me being a Dane has the effect that I just take every encounter with alcohol as a party.

Although I will say that snaps is probably the most vile tasting liquor I've ever tasted. And I did throw up at one time but that was on my way home (when you are drunk you have two nemesis', the bed and the car. Bed feels like it'll spin and you get motion-sick, and in the car you will get motion-sick).

 

[Jonluw]

I was on an overnight trip to Scotland with my college. I was kinda seeing this girl in the class at the time. Anyway we'd all been drinking since about 3 in the afternoon. I was drinking Jack and Coke with a vodka shot chaser for most of the day. We started making out like crazy, which my lecturer thought was hilarious and still brings up. We went back to her room. Now, we were staying in a hostel so by her room I mean the room she was sharing with 5 other girls. One of those other girls, a 39 year old mature student was asleep in the room. So we started going at it like crazy. But y'see if you spend 8 hours knocking back whiskey and vodka you get this condition known as "whiskey dick". Add to that using a condom kind kills any sensitivity you might have had down there. So I'm there giving it socks while the little lad is doing this kind of mexican wave thing. After about 45 minutes she's done, a couple of times. But I still haven't and at this stage I'm about to fall asleep on her. So I decide to just fake it. So I let out a sound similar to the one you make after you finally get to take a piss you've been dying for, pull out, rip the condom off clenching it in one fist, grabbing all my clothes under my other arm and running back to my room bollock naked through the hostel. Worst part is she talks about how special that night was and I barely remember it as one of themost hilarious experiences of my life.

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Have you told this story on the forums earlier?
It sounds eerily similar. And not just because I once drank half a 70cl bottle of gin and proceeded to have a rather similar experience.

 

[Broady Brio]

My latest one. This wasn't funnily bad drinking experience, this was seriously bad drinking experience. I ended up losing my best friends for being an absolute arse to them all.

Well, serves me right.

 

[gbemery]

...Let's just say my worst drinking experience ended with a $2,500 bill, a free taxi ride, and some how all my laundry cleaned, dried, and folded neatly in the hamper.

 

[Jonluw]

...
Have you told this story on the forums earlier?
It sounds eerily similar. And not just because I once drank half a 70cl bottle of gin and proceeded to have a rather similar experience.

I have, there was a thread for embarrassing sex stories I posted it in.

Ah, now I remember.

 

[CleverCover]

first time I ever had a drink.

I was with a friend and her...friend and he had gotten all three of us a beer, a Coors light. The other two were experienced, so I tried to follow their pattern. A few sips and eventually it would all be gone.

By the time they had each finished about 1 and a half, I was still working on getting to finish at least 2/3 of mine. They were both fine, but I started showing weird signs.

I started getting moody. I began laughing for no reason at all, hysterical crazy laughter. Then I switched it straight to maniacal crying. Everything mad me start tearing up and leaking snot everywhere. I sort of watched myself from the sidelines, trying to stop myself from being insane, trying to stop sobbing on my friend's shirt or laughing into pillows and freaking out her friend...but nothing worked until I ended up falling asleep on the couch after ten minutes.

Then I woke up and immediately stayed went home to bury my face in my pillow for a day. And I swore off beer forever.

It happened again with vodka so I guess I'm just not equipped to handle anything stronger than Mike's Hard Lemonade for a while. Strangely, I'm good with wine and sake.

 

[Jonluw]

first time I ever had a drink.

I was with a friend and her...friend and he had gotten all three of us a beer, a Coors light. The other two were experienced, so I tried to follow their pattern. A few sips and eventually it would all be gone.

By the time they had each finished about 1 and a half, I was still working on getting to finish at least 2/3 of mine. They were both fine, but I started showing weird signs.

I started getting moody. I began laughing for no reason at all, hysterical crazy laughter. Then I switched it straight to maniacal crying. Everything mad me start tearing up and leaking snot everywhere. I sort of watched myself from the sidelines, trying to stop myself from being insane, trying to stop sobbing on my friend's shirt or laughing into pillows and freaking out her friend...but nothing worked until I ended up falling asleep on the couch after ten minutes.

Then I woke up and immediately stayed went home to bury my face in my pillow for a day. And I swore off beer forever.

It happened again with vodka so I guess I'm just not equipped to handle anything stronger than Mike's Hard Lemonade for a while. Strangely, I'm good with wine and sake.

From 2/3rds of a bottle of beer?
Damn.
I thought I was lightweight.

 

[SmilingWorlock]

I had to drink non-German beer once. It was awful.

Also, when I was fourteen-ish, a friend and me bought two bottles of cheap liquor in a small shop in a side-road. We then went to sit by a lake. We met some other people there, they had wodka (which I can't drink since). I can only remember that, right before I passed out, I explained they dumbest girl in my class the Pythagorean theorem, including the full prove. She never did that wrong ever again. And she failed math because she couldn't add properly.

Coincedently, that was my first ever experience with alcohol.

 

[King of Asgaard]

... And this thread is all the reasons why I don't, and probably won't, drink any kind of alcohol in the forseeable future. Thank y'all for validating my decision.

 

[sniddy_v1legacy]

To pick one is tricky I have 3 - split and spoiler-ed

One funny

Spoiler

...as all the really good stories, this one is about a girl.
I got an invite to someones birthday night out, others I knew may be coming but hey she was enough of a lure + night out....thing is we go the where wrong, as did others of his friends, last minute change of plans.

So I started drinking and joking and basically having a great time, I remember sharing some great jokes, a drinking game that on reflection drinking 6 units or so of alcohol in 60 seconds...not a great plan....

ANYways we go on to a night club, I get my normal drink, I'm necking it, I'm necking it *BAM* I'd sitting bolt upright wide awake in my bed...No transition. no nothing.

I'm pretty startled...as anyone would be....

My phones alarm clock setting has gone off...in the hall way

I stagger to the toilet, and when I flush my feet get wet....which is not normal...

Not really compus mentas I go investigate where the noise was coming from.

My clothes are in a neat pile, folded JUST in my front door, with grass stains....there is no grass on the direct route home to my house....and I don't fold

Still no sign of my glasses mind...best use my prescription sunglasses for now

I use the toilet again and once again my feet get wet, this time I think I best see why, and I check the pipe at the backs come off...never done before or since....

I get off to work...

I come home log onto MSN - she's on.

Ah ha - answers I shall have them!

She starts the conversation. A rarity....whats said is etched on my brain

'I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm so very sorry'

WTF!!!

I'm stuck...I can't play this against her for points, I don't have a clue WHY she's sorry

I can't bring myself to ask her and admit from about 11pm - 7am I have no idea what happened...

I decide to go with this

'Don't worry - It's all forgotten - we'll never mention it again'

In retrospect reallllllly dumb, I knew I'd likely never see these people again so I'd likely never know what happened that night...and to this day I don't know WTF happened

So yeh people you can now join me in all the unanswered questions, where did I get grass stains from? Why are my clothes folded? What happened to my toilet? Where are my glasses? Why is she so sorry?

One sad

Spoiler

This one, this one is bad

Friends birthday, another girl, and a situation that would take all day to explain...but not all that relevant to this tale

I was very down, I'd just lost my Grandad....maybe a week no more then 2....so drinking heavily...

Which will impair ones' judgment

I'd sung along to all the male parts of Grease as I'd grown up with 2 similar aged cousins and I'd seen that film at least 2 times a month for about 5 years...I was the drunken sot who was fairly harmless and no one minds...

So I step up to the bar, I fancy a shot of vodka....

So does a friend...now we'd had a discussion not so long ago...I can drink like a fish and vodka doesn't touch him he can drink it all day long...who would fold first

There was no formal announcement...we just toasted the queen and ordered another....and that's how it started...no one challenged anyone - no honors were insulted, no dares...just 2 friends dueling - one shot after another, the same toast....I think it may have become doubles...I'm not sure...it just rolled on slowly.

Then the barman cuts us off, says he's seen bigger men then me (and I ain't little) go down after that much...well I think he was right he can take his vodka I go to shake his hand and suddenly he gets the most goofy look and falls over backwards....

Well I go on a victory lap, get a nightcap from the 2nd bar and feel very smug....

Right up until the point I realize something is very wrong - VERY wrong

He's rushed to hospital - alcohol poisoning - I look a little crass after that, and I'm told to go home....

Next day at work and I'm rough....I've been given the task of moving the boxes from the attic to the basement....I'm white as a sheet and very quite...my phone goes it's him....I've been texting him all morning...

It's his mum....

I go whiter...I grab the trolley tight as the first though that goes through my mind is ' Oh *&*^ I've %^£%ing killed him' turns out no he's fine just getting out of hospital....

Course my work mates want to know why I'd suddenly whiter - dead scared - then suddenly so relived...

My short answer along the lines of 'Was out drinking last night, got into a competition, he's just got out of hospital - thought I'd killed him for a second' was what cemented me as a drinking legend at work..

Course that decimated my social life especially with what happened after, but that really is another story

and finally the bad

Spoiler

This one, same girl from the first one, really getting me down, on a silly diet so all I could drink was vodka....out for a night 'big' band playing a local club so big night out

I'd been having it by the quad...and I was hammered and on reflection not in the right frame of mind to be drinking

I mooned the entire pub before leaving....and headed to the club

Chatting to the band, really up for it - drunk a bit more...

Starts to get hazy around the edges...I was physically ejected from the club...apparently I started trying to rip the speakers off the walls - not clear why...

I staggered home and flopped in bed...

I woke up next to a vomit puddle....I was lucky....

That pretty much was the last bender/blackout....I had an xmas works do out a few years later, but in a much better frame of mind....and all I woke up with then was a strange hat, no memory and a peeved flat mate....

So there my drinking escapades....some good, some scary...and all a sign of a wasted youth

 

[winginson]

I can drink alot, and don't puke or pass-out so all my stories are about who I've done wrong to whilst drunk. The absolute worst was this when I was 17.

I was invited to a party over a long weekend whilst the parents were on holiday. The girl who invited me (who I shall call Jane) was a friend of a few weeks and I was fond of her. What I didn't know was that the rest of the group had turned against Jane due to her sleeping with the boyfriend of one of the other girls, and that they were planning something for revenge.

I proceeded to get drunk, not knowing I was part of a plot. Over the course of the weekend I managed to sleep/make out with a handful or so of the girls, but not Jane. When I finally became sober Jane was gone and I found out these things:
1)Jane invited me because she liked me and for support because
2)Her sister had just died in a car crash and so
3)The boyfriend she slept with used that manipulate her but
4)He claimed she got him drunk and the group started hating Jane and
5)They had decided to take her only friend left from her.

They had started off nice, keeping us seperate to talk and slowly demonising the other. They started teasing Jane, and kept drunk me distracted upstairs, showing her that not even her last supporter could be bothered with her. She ran off and a few weeks later attempted suicide. As far as I know she got her life back on track but I haven't heard anything for a few years.

So my worst drinking experience ever was completly abandoning the girl I liked and who liked me at the moment that she really needed me, which then made her think that everyone hated her and left her no wanting to live because I was too busy screwing some horrible, nasty girl who planned this.

Fuck me that was hard to write. Never told anyone all of it before. But you know the worst thing? My memory is some awful mix of crushing guilt and sexual pleasure. Most of my mind makes me feel like a pathetic maggot about it, but there is a small part that says "what you did was awesome!" Maybe its a good thing I haven't drunk vast amounts or had dealings with women for a year now.

 

[Vern5]

Probably the worst drunk experience I had was taking double shots of vodka with my ex-girlfriend.

When I get drunk I tend to overreact. Not in a dangerous way, mind you. Just a dramatic, semi-comedic way. Anyway, one of my friends from high school phoned me in tears for some reason or another. She was sad about... something, I can't remember. My then-girlfriend comes up to me and asks me whom I'm talking to. I tell her that I'm trying to console my friend and if she could help me since their both girls (drunk logic). My then-girlfriend responds by asking me why she would help me talk to one of my "whores"

I should probably explain this: My then-girlfriend was very jealous and always took that particular frustration out on me. I never cheated on her and I never planned to but she seemed to expect me to at all times. Over time, this obsession of hers prompted her to call me a "whore-collector" whenever she got drunk. I still have a hard time figuring out why she thought this about me.

Back to the story: I calmly wrap up my conversation with my friend and turn to my then-girlfriend and ask her why she keeps calling me a "whore-collector". One thing leads to another and I end up yelling at her and going back to my apartment.

Here's where the details get fuzzy. Apparently, I walked back and forth from my apartment because my then-girlfriend promised to apologize to me only to call me a "whore-collector" when I met up with her again that night. We end up screaming at each other at 6 AM in the middle of Richmond before going back home together in frustrated tears.

The very next day we go out to get pizza. I throw up in the parking lot.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

This one time I drank way too much lemonade, my tummy ached..........

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sorry but i couldnt resist

Damn straight I'm a badass.

Don't resist my badass lemonade drinking skills.

 

[CardinalPiggles]

I don't want to go into too much detail, but I made out with my ex, vomited in my friends nans bed, and when I woke up I was naked and had brown tape all over my legs (tried to wax maybe?).

Plus it seems everytime I go out and get drunk, I try to climb barbed wire. I can remember climbing it 5 times already.

I've jumped off rooftops into trees as well like twice.

I played chicken with a car before as well (or so I'm told).

Fun times.

 

[Jedoro]

I did about 15 jello shots, had a whole styrofoam cup of half orange juice, half vodka (screwdriver?), and then a shot of Jack.

I woke up from a blackout, mid-puke, leaning over the toilet.

 

[DANEgerous]

I feel obligated to post my "not all to bad but still drunk" experience. I went to put on my crap worn out shoes and stood in a fire for a few minutes with people all "OMG you gonna die!" and i just laugh it off until the soles melted and people found it hilarious and it hurt yet one girl kissed me for being a badass even though i remarked about how i was just being a dumbass which she found cute... all in all rather nice. Fairly fuzzy but nice.

Generally once i get to drunk i just go in a hammock and remark how beautiful the night sky is annoying people with what star is what even if thy tell me not to... still this is better than most.

In retrospect I think my worst drinking experience involves me being sober and my cousin being drunk and going to jail and telling me to bail him out at 3 A.M. the once i see him all he does is puke and yell at his father whom i am clearly not yet he thinks I am and demands I go away then keeps calling me not letting me sleep... yeah that is way worse.

 

[triggrhappy94]

My worst experience?
Just trying to drink doesn't normally end well. Oh hold on a second *Activate flame sheild*.
I just don't have the taste for it. Beer, wine, malt liquor, taquilla, just can't get it past my tongue. It doesn't help that I'm normally pretty high too.

 

[Unsilenced]

My friend didn't know that you were supposed to put vodka in the freezer.

Warm UV Cake Vodka is the nastiest thing in the entire god damned universe, I swear.

 

[Right Hook]

A little later this girl came up to me and was completely wasted. She sat down and started talking (although not in any recognizable language). Then after about 20 seconds of garbled speech she slumped off the couch and got between my legs and started trying to pull of my pants. I pushed her away but she came back and started humping my leg, at which point I got up, grabbed her, dumped a bucket of ice water on her, gave her to a group of girls, and walked out as fast as I could.

Little did farson135 know but he had just turned away the woman of his dreams, he would have eventually married her and become extremely wealthy too somehow, even today he still wonders 'what if?'

lol jk dude, that was a pretty funny story.