Your worst enemy?

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Sizzle Montyjing

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Greetings, my fellow Escapists! I come bearing a question:
Who or what is your worst enemy? I have to say, usually for me it'd be my self-esteem and lack of self-control and blah de blah stuff.
But more recently I'd say my freakin' mattress... My back really hurts now...

What about you?
Yes. YOU!!
O_O
 

Rose and Thorn

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My worst enemy is myself of course.
My second is everyone else, and I have a special place for bullies. Wish I had a death note.

What an emotional wreck I have become.
 

Fiz_The_Toaster

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Outside of going with the obvious of saying myself.

I'm going with the sandman, you know, the man that sprinkles dust on you to help you sleep. For some reason he has a grudge against me and sleep is a fleeting thing because of that.

I think I haven't slept well in weeks and it sucks.
 

irmasterlol

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The doorman at a hotel I once stayed at as a child. I swear that bastard tripped me on purpose, and with God as my witness, I will have revenge one day dammit.
 

Jedoro

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This guy. He needs to fuck himself with a cactus.

OT: My roommate. My life's pretty peaceful, so I'd say his messy, lazy ass is the biggest problem I have right now, thus making him my worst enemy.
 

Hollyday

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My scumbag brain. Every one of these meme's is appropriate, but this is the most annoying


and mosquitoes. I HATE THEM. I have three lovely big blood stains on my wall where I've managed to splat them recently, but not before they took a big bite out of me. Little shits.

ChromaticWolfen said:
The Next Poster.
I resent that
 
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One of my friends by the name of Torren. He's one of those generic CoD fanboys and thinks that PS3 is the shit and Xbox's are the scum of the universe. Even though we're still good friends, he must be destroyed.
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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ChromaticWolfen said:
Your Avatar,
You know you love it really.
Tap dat epic-face, chubby!!
*throws money*
(not aimed at you, of course -looking out against any winged admins-)

Jedoro said:
This guy. He needs to fuck himself with a cactus.
I was anticipating that.
I've begun to predict which links are of that sort.
Your mind-tricks shall not work on me, Jedi!!
 

The Night Angel

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I'd say my obsession with the small things whilst disregarding the big. (no sex jokes needed here :p ) That and Lex Luthor, he's always out to get us Kryptonians...
 

KINGBeerZ

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my braces, I swear sometimes i think that orthodontists are just horrible sadists, giving these to people.
 

War Penguin

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Polar bears. Those fuckers keep killing my men and invading our territory in the Antarctic.

[sub][sub]... The joke is that I'm a fucking penguin, okay? xP[/sub][/sub]
 

LongAndShort

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The nation of Belgium. They know why.

*mutters-under-breath*Stupid Flemmish-French speaking bastards, I'll teach them the meaning of apple-juice!*
 

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Shawn MacDonald said:
Say this ***** that I used to live with several years ago. After she skipped out on paying the final rent, I had to pay it for her. What happened was she moved out all of her shit while I was at work. Yeah we were not going out or anything like that, but just two people that needed help. Eventually I come to find out that she stole all of my kitchen stuff, silverware, dishes, cups, ect. Remember I find out where she was living at, knocked on her door, she answered, I punched her in the face, walked off.
You. Are. My. Hero! I have wanted to do that to my last roommate for so long. But I can't find the prick.
 

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Sizzle Montyjing said:
Greetings, my fellow Escapists! I come bearing a question:
Who or what is your worst enemy? I have to say, usually for me it'd be my self-esteem and lack of self-control and blah de blah stuff.
But more recently I'd say my freakin' mattress... My back really hurts now...

What about you?
Yes. YOU!!
O_O

People who abuse thos who're weaker than others, and those who say it's impossible to live a life being good. And people who generalize ethnic groups in the name of "i'm-not-racist-but"

Lazy justification for oversimplifying your life.