Your worst joke

[BBLIZZARD]

I wanna hear what the worst joke you've heard is, whether that be in terms of how horribly grim the joke is or it being so bad it's funny. And please, no dead baby jokes.

Mine is "A horse walked into a bar and the bartender said 'why the long face?' to which the horse responded 'my wife just died'"

And yes, I search the forums, so please no "my favorite joke is the search button!"

 

[Stevato]

(World of Warcraft joke)

Have you ever seen a Tauren rogue?

No...

Neither have i, bloody good arn't they?

It's incredibly cheesy but it had me and my mate in stitches for about five minutes

 

[LilGherkin]

My Friend:What's up?
Me:Not...
My Friend:The Sun that's what's up.

But the favorite joke I heard was

Tom: Hey, Mitch, you still dating that girl?
Mitch: No, she bled to death from Gonorrhea.
Tom: You don't bleed to death from Gonorrhea.
Mitch: When you give it to me you do.

 

[NeoDeath90]

My worst joke? My sex life. (ba dum tish)

 

[keyper159]

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

 

[WeedWorm]

If theres no dead baby jokes, are raped jokes allowed?

 

[Spacelord]

(World of Warcraft joke)

Have you ever seen a Tauren rogue?

If I ever have a Tauren rogue, I'll name it cowmooflage.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

How do you get an Irishman out of a tree?

Wave at him

Or

What do you call an Irish spider?

Paddy Longlegs

 

[djpuppylove789]

(from SNL Celebrity Jeopardy)
*in fake sean connery voice*
Whats the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

ones a sick duck... i forgot the rest but your mothers a whore!

 

[LiberMortis]

Two mice is out flying, when one suddenly starts to crash and yells;
'Help! Help!'
And the other replies; 'Dont worry, I ate hotdogs!'

 

[Florion]

A grammar teacher explains to his class: "In English, when we have a double-negative, that makes a positive. But in some languages, a double-negative stays negative. However, in no language do two positives make a negative."

A student replies: "Yeah, right."

... I crack myself up sometimes.

 

[Stevato]

(World of Warcraft joke)

Have you ever seen a Tauren rogue?

If I ever have a Tauren rogue, I'll name it cowmooflage.

Best Tauren name i did ever see was Udderchaos It made a change from people linking them to burgers or cheese (My mate called his Tauren druid Dairylee)

 

[Logan Westbrook]

If theres no dead baby jokes, are raped jokes allowed?

Unequivocally no.

 

[Mstrswrd]

Tom: Hey, Mitch, you still dating that girl?
Mitch: No, she bled to death from Gonorrhea.
Tom: You don't bleed to death from Gonorrhea.
Mitch: When you give it to me you do.

That's twisted. Unfortunately, most of my jokes are really racist, so I can'[t tell any of them.

 

[Grayjack]

Two lions are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you"?

 

[Chicago Ted]

So two baby seals walk into a club...

 

[Minimike3636]

My friend told me he was Russian.
I told him to be careful or he might trip and fall.

I know. It's bad. I'm sorry.

 

[silentassasin47]

it was a joke between a friend and I, I once sent a harmless virus to him that when he opened it a fat kid started breakdancing on his screen.


How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

 

[Booze Zombie]

My sister: "She dyed her hair, recently."
Me: "She dyed? Good, I hope it hurt."