Your worst profanity...without swearing!

[James Sullivan]

My usual go to is Son of a motherless camel. I'm sure I must have heard it somewhere but not sure where. Also the old schoolyard favorites of kiss my aspirin bottle and go to helicopter

 

[Withall]

I'd pick "You are a mistake your mother and father made". Extra points for use against someone who has pride of their ancestry. Probably works very well as a berserk button.

 

[DonMartin]

I do this monologue.

I kid, really. Hardy-har-har.

 

[DeadEy3]

Without swearing : "Go jump in a well" or "your face"

comeback to your mom is your GRANDMA!

Trolling with swearing : Gay fag is a faggity gay who is the gayest gay fag of all the faggity gay fags... and he is a homo

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

You cotton-headed ninnymuffin!
I actually used that once...

 

[creepy_rabbit]

You sir, are not sexy!
lol inside joke with me and my friend

 

[icame]

"Your father smelled of elderberries!"

 

[oooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

"You cock juggling thunder ****". A friend of mine came up with it and I've borrowed it a few times.


"You smell funny" is also a favourite.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

"You doo-dun!"

Just a little inside joke all of three people get.

 

[SPARTANXIII]

"You sir are a being worse than a sea-slug, you are also below average at gaming and your is not a classy lady."

 

[Amyler]

I like to use strange phrases as insults. This one came to me when someone who had in short betrayed myself and some friends went to shake my hand a week later.

"I would rather dip my hand into a bucket of spunk and leave it there for the rest of my life than to touch you."

Another one I used after missing the last train home (Getting the station on time to see the train pulling out early is always fun, particularily when your network is renowned for delays)
"Bugger you! I hope you are a assaulted in a sexual manner by a very large number of fat, flacid and generally unpleasant genitals belonging to a swarm of angry rodents!" ... I may have been somewhat out of sorts at the time. XD

 

[smithy_2045]

I prefer just swearing.

 

[Ekonk]

"Your father smelled of elderberries!"

I fart in your general direction!

 

[Pinstar]

"Hey, Rickie Retardo, shaddup"

 

[DSEZ]

my friend thought of this one
"im gonna rip out your intestines threw your throat wrap then around my penis and have sex with your skull"

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

Either "you limp noodle" or "you smoothie". Surprisingly effective.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

"Your father smelled of elderberries!"

I fart in your general direction!

And your mother is a hamster! =D

OT: Probably "You mong" ._. My cusses without curses are lame.

 

[Sentox6]

my friend thought of this one
"im gonna rip out your intestines threw your throat wrap then around my penis and have sex with your skull"

You need to find other friends.

 

[hurfdurp]

I like to use 'oaf'. It's such an unappreciated word.

 

[Johanthemonster666]

When I'm being politically incorrect(as a joke, in reality I'm too politically correct), I often come across as the worst person ever to strangers who overhear me.

"Omg, so-and-so's mom almost got flattened by a tree??!!"

My response without flinching: "That's impossible, trees don't grow in kitchens" *sees all the women in the restaurant giving me death glares*

I don't usually do come backs or bother with people who are trying to pick a fight, but I did say some pretty bad stuff to an ex-fling/his friend (which I won't repeat).