Your worst profanity...without swearing!

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LittleChone

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rabidmidget said:
Your existence is pointless and unnecessary, you will die forgotten in a world that has been completely unchanged by your presence.

Also you smell.
Oh yeah. Well then, by that logic, so would you! Not the smelly part, but you get my point!!

Seriously, though, nice insult! You curse their own existence, then go right back to pointing out their smell. ;)
 

Audemas

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I'm gonna eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal track as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!!
 

Yokai

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Well, if it's not profane, it's not really profanity then, is it? Nonetheless, I'll play along.

My favorite is "Buggerly hat crap!"
No, it doesn't make any sort of logical sense, but it's just so perfect to shout at the top of your lungs when you've accidentally split your thumbnail with a hammer.
 

Engarde

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People are capabale of expressing things in the most....amusing and sometimes strange ways. Though of course not many of these see the light of day when most could just curse...
 

Underground Man

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You foppish, flower-picking dandy!

Er, my guild master used to be a mage with the side professions of herb-collecting and alchemy. I gave him a lot of crap for being a clothy.
 

Raptorianxd

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"Hot Dang on a stick covered with butter and gopher jerky!"
"I'm about to take that gun, and shove it in your cerebral cortex!"
"You lily livered, slack jawed, pathetic excuse for a maggot!"

-Raptor, out.
 

SpiderHam666

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well it is panda hands in the RW and Mercenary in the gaming world (have a guy i game with who's SN is Mercenary and whenever he is in a boost match he has the greatest ability to completely screw us all up.
 

supermariner

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don't make me end you and your colossal arse

providing arse isn't swearing
it's too tame in my opinion to count :)
 

Jackalb

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The word 'fool' gets me pretty riled unless spoken by a black dude with jewellery and a mohawk.
 

The Afrodactyl

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Betancore said:
"You complete and utter wankbiscuit."

'Wank' doesn't count as swearing, right? I heard it on one of the Bottom live shows and thought it was the greatest thing ever. Maybe I just really like Rik Mayall.
I love the live shows :D

Back on topic; I tend to be a bit useless when it comes to profaining without cursing. However, most of the time, I just come out with random yellings.
 

badgersprite

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I think my favourite insult without swearing comes from Blackadder:

"If all the village idiots from all the villages in the world gathered together and started their own village - of idiots - you would be the idiot in that village."