Your "WTF!" moments

[Hazy]

Ending of MGS2.

Man, that entire game had me toting this face:

 

[Julianking93]

Ending of MGS2.

Man, that entire game had me toting this face:

Awww. Cute kitty

And yes, the game was fucked up. About the time they started babbling about the Patriots is when I started doing that.

Or really, it was more like this [http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p479/blindmessiahDC/ScannersExplodingHead.gif]

 

[Revolutionary]

In Kick-ass when Hit girl goes "Alright you C*%ts, lets see what you've got!"

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

At the end of the year at school two girls literally ran in, took my picture (probably because I looked scholarly, reading Of Mice And Mn and whatnot) and ran out. My response? Me very loudly exclaiming "What is this I don't even" and going back to reading.

check the yearbook i bet your find your picture

 

[eatenbyagrue]

[*snip*

He... he just... he just suplexed a ghost train into submission...

I... I don't even know how to respond to that...

Mine is this:

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Mine has to be from a few days ago. Some friends and I were at the local mall, arguing about how Final Fantasy has gone downhill since VI. Then all of a sudden, some girl (by the way she and her friends dress, those weird anime fangirls) comes, says "OMG UR JUST JEALOU 'CUZ CLOUD IS A KAWAII BISHIE AND U ARE NOT!"

And the woman slaps me.

She slaps me.

She has the TEMERITY. To slap me.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

At the end of the year at school two girls literally ran in, took my picture (probably because I looked scholarly, reading Of Mice And Mn and whatnot) and ran out. My response? Me very loudly exclaiming "What is this I don't even" and going back to reading.

check the yearbook i bet your find your picture

Already did, and nope, I got the pleasure of it being during one of those stupid end of the year slide shows in front of the ENTIRE FREAKING SCHOOL. Needless to say, leaving for summer break was a rough ride, but that one day made it REALLY bad.

Still, two girls, one of them a really hot goth chick, run in, take my picture, run out, and later that day some random girl asks to talk to me, and when I respond tells me "never mind" and giggles to her friends. Yeah, that was a weird day. Got to talk to the goth girl though.

 

[Vendetta404]

Mine may not be epic but i was definitely saying "WTF!" Along with many other more colorful expletives.

Basically, I was playing modern warfare 2, in search & destroy, I walked into a room that holds a bombsite, I start making my way there, until I spot a claymore in the stupidest place Ive ever seen. In the middle of the fucking room. So I was like "hah lol noobs so gunna get pwned, cause im just teh pro ninja assassin." So i maneuver to be on the left of the claymore with like 5 metres between it and me, until it randomly explodes for no reason and kills me, it wasnt facing me, I was halfway across the room but i still get ballbearings up my anas. "FUUU.."

was the bomb planted because that would explain it or someone shot it

Nope, i would have noticed if the huge fucking bomb went off, and i watched my death cam of the claymore exploding, without being shot. As i said I was next to it and never got a chance to walk in front of it . If you play MW2 for long enough some inexplicable random shit will explode and molest your face and genitals, and I AM speaking from experience

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

At the end of the year at school two girls literally ran in, took my picture (probably because I looked scholarly, reading Of Mice And Mn and whatnot) and ran out. My response? Me very loudly exclaiming "What is this I don't even" and going back to reading.

check the yearbook i bet your find your picture

Already did, and nope, I got the pleasure of it being during one of those stupid end of the year slide shows in front of the ENTIRE FREAKING SCHOOL. Needless to say, leaving for summer break was a rough ride, but that one day made it REALLY bad.

Still, two girls, one of them a really hot goth chick, run in, take my picture, run out, and later that day some random girl asks to talk to me, and when I respond tells me "never mind" and giggles to her friends. Yeah, that was a weird day. Got to talk to the goth girl though.

how was the goth girl(no romantic reference intended)

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

may have been c4

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

Mine may not be epic but i was definitely saying "WTF!" Along with many other more colorful expletives.

Basically, I was playing modern warfare 2, in search & destroy, I walked into a room that holds a bombsite, I start making my way there, until I spot a claymore in the stupidest place Ive ever seen. In the middle of the fucking room. So I was like "hah lol noobs so gunna get pwned, cause im just teh pro ninja assassin." So i maneuver to be on the left of the claymore with like 5 metres between it and me, until it randomly explodes for no reason and kills me, it wasnt facing me, I was halfway across the room but i still get ballbearings up my anas. "FUUU.."

was the bomb planted because that would explain it or someone shot it

Nope, i would have noticed if the huge fucking bomb went off, and i watched my death cam of the claymore exploding, without being shot. As i said I was next to it and never got a chance to walk in front of it . If you play MW2 for long enough some inexplicable random shit will explode and molest your face and genitals, and I AM speaking from experience

maybe c4

 

[Vendetta404]

Mine may not be epic but i was definitely saying "WTF!" Along with many other more colorful expletives.

Basically, I was playing modern warfare 2, in search & destroy, I walked into a room that holds a bombsite, I start making my way there, until I spot a claymore in the stupidest place Ive ever seen. In the middle of the fucking room. So I was like "hah lol noobs so gunna get pwned, cause im just teh pro ninja assassin." So i maneuver to be on the left of the claymore with like 5 metres between it and me, until it randomly explodes for no reason and kills me, it wasnt facing me, I was halfway across the room but i still get ballbearings up my anas. "FUUU.."

was the bomb planted because that would explain it or someone shot it

Nope, i would have noticed if the huge fucking bomb went off, and i watched my death cam of the claymore exploding, without being shot. As i said I was next to it and never got a chance to walk in front of it . If you play MW2 for long enough some inexplicable random shit will explode and molest your face and genitals, and I AM speaking from experience

maybe c4

"watched my death cam of the claymore exploding, without being shot" said Vendetta404

I'm sorry but your simple explanations do not do justice the random shit I experienced at that moment.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

I would say the ending of Red Dead, but SOMEBODY RUINED IT FOR ME BECAUSE SHE GOT THE GAME BEFORE I DID

So, a nice peaceful horseride through the beautiful tundra forest of northern New Austin that you just arrived into for the first time, enjoying the sunrise, the nagging feeling that you should go stock up on ammo so you have something other than your pistol interrupted by GETTING T-BONED OFF YOUR HORSE BY A GRIZZLY BEAR.

Speaking of which, condemned 2: BEAR!!

i was riding home (SPOILER ALERT)you complete the main thing and im riding home, suns setting, that nice song is playing and BAAAAAAAAAAAM! i die in one strike from a bear and there was a glitch in witch the bear seemed to Teabag me

 

[Bagaloo]

Pokemon Soul Silver, an hour or so ago.

Lugia, 1 pixel of health, paralysed. Start throwin' mah bawls. 23 ultra balls, 20 great balls, 3 friend balls, 2 premier balls and 1 pokeball later, it kills itself using 'struggle' (the default move when you use up your PP for every technique you know, does minor damage and hits the user with recoil).

Gah. Reload my save, go back to mart, buy 70 more ultra balls, rinse and repeat. 50 balls left, so I guess it took a lot.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

Mine may not be epic but i was definitely saying "WTF!" Along with many other more colorful expletives.

Basically, I was playing modern warfare 2, in search & destroy, I walked into a room that holds a bombsite, I start making my way there, until I spot a claymore in the stupidest place Ive ever seen. In the middle of the fucking room. So I was like "hah lol noobs so gunna get pwned, cause im just teh pro ninja assassin." So i maneuver to be on the left of the claymore with like 5 metres between it and me, until it randomly explodes for no reason and kills me, it wasnt facing me, I was halfway across the room but i still get ballbearings up my anas. "FUUU.."

was the bomb planted because that would explain it or someone shot it

Nope, i would have noticed if the huge fucking bomb went off, and i watched my death cam of the claymore exploding, without being shot. As i said I was next to it and never got a chance to walk in front of it . If you play MW2 for long enough some inexplicable random shit will explode and molest your face and genitals, and I AM speaking from experience

maybe c4

"watched my death cam of the claymore exploding, without being shot" said Vendetta404

I'm sorry but your simple explanations do not do justice the random shit I experienced at that moment.

you never said anything about c4 and there just explanations.

 

[Yarggg]

I was in a shopping centre when all of a sudden a man FULLY naked runs past screaming "I Love Life!" then two cops came along and smashed his past into the ground... It was funny.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

At the end of the year at school two girls literally ran in, took my picture (probably because I looked scholarly, reading Of Mice And Mn and whatnot) and ran out. My response? Me very loudly exclaiming "What is this I don't even" and going back to reading.

check the yearbook i bet your find your picture

Already did, and nope, I got the pleasure of it being during one of those stupid end of the year slide shows in front of the ENTIRE FREAKING SCHOOL. Needless to say, leaving for summer break was a rough ride, but that one day made it REALLY bad.

Still, two girls, one of them a really hot goth chick, run in, take my picture, run out, and later that day some random girl asks to talk to me, and when I respond tells me "never mind" and giggles to her friends. Yeah, that was a weird day. Got to talk to the goth girl though.

how was the goth girl(no romantic reference intended)

She was nice, seemed to care about... am I talking about how a conversation with some girl at my school went with someone on the internet? I am? Okay, just checking. Anyway, she seemed to actually care about what I said, unlike most girls, but I doubt it was anything romantic, just her trying to be friendly.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

I say "WTF" every time I play WoW. I have the absolute worst luck of anyone ever when it comes to drops/rolls in that game. I hate it so, and yet, I love it.

 

[Bob the zombie]

My WTF?! was when I found out that a girl that I have like for several years had broken up with my friend because she was also going out with a 34 year old man and was deeply in love with him (shes 15) WTF?!

I truly have not seen a more fucked up (in a bad way) WTF! moment in my life.....................................................................................YET.

yea, I apparently Find love in all the wrong places. makes me sad

 

[Bob the zombie]

My WTF?! was when I found out that a girl that I have like for several years had broken up with my friend because she was also going out with a 34 year old man and was deeply in love with him (shes 15) WTF?!

Someone needs to call Chris Hansen...

No need, they broke up. I'll never be able to look at her the same though 0_o

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

My WTF?! was when I found out that a girl that I have like for several years had broken up with my friend because she was also going out with a 34 year old man and was deeply in love with him (shes 15) WTF?!

I truly have not seen a more fucked up (in a bad way) WTF! moment in my life.....................................................................................YET.

yea, I apparently Find love in all the wrong places. makes me sad

Life is hell man,life is hell.