Something to think about, what would you do if there was a massive zombie outbreak across the world? For the sake of the topic you'll only be aware of the outbreak by the time zombies have entered your home town.
Your Zombie Plan
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Ring the police. If they can deal with not-braindead people with weapons, they can deal with braindead people who are unarmed.
Grab anything that may be useful or contains porn and try get to get to a police station, barracks or anywhere where i suspect people with guns and knowledge of how to use those guns might be.
-Hide up inside house with weapons for two weeks
-Find remains of community
-Trade porn for throne over area
-Several generations later, my decendents shall rule this country
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-Find remains of community
-Trade porn for throne over area
-Several generations later, my decendents shall rule this country
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As I'm not a farmer or a policeman, I can't shoot the bastards. So, get in the car with my family and GTFO.
First I will making a suit of armour from light weighted metals since zombie can't bite through metals or alternative cover my clothing in duck tape (my mate told me duck tape are strong and bite proof).
Second I do anything to survive like finding a group of survivor and raid and loot shop etc. I think my overall goal it head up north to a cold environment that is if the zombie lack body heat.
Second I do anything to survive like finding a group of survivor and raid and loot shop etc. I think my overall goal it head up north to a cold environment that is if the zombie lack body heat.
Well flee I presume. And grap some weapons to defend my self with.
On second thought watch "Shaun of the dead". That is what I will do!
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On second thought watch "Shaun of the dead". That is what I will do!
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Just wait a few weeks untill everything dies out.
In real life zombie outbreaks could never get very big. So the military should have a easy job keeping it under control. Else you can just wait untill Winter and they will freeze to death.
In real life zombie outbreaks could never get very big. So the military should have a easy job keeping it under control. Else you can just wait untill Winter and they will freeze to death.
Since in my area live a lot of elderly people the zombies would be quite slow (I hope). That should improve my chances to survive. I would get what I can from the nearby grocery store and hide in the house which could be quite save because of all the walls around it. I would enforce the fences and hope the best.
But we all know that massive zombie outbreaks usually start in the US, so there's no need to worry for me ;Þ
That's my plan but I guess I would be eaten or bitten right away.
Then my plan would be to bite and eat as many people as I can.
But we all know that massive zombie outbreaks usually start in the US, so there's no need to worry for me ;Þ
That's my plan but I guess I would be eaten or bitten right away.
Then my plan would be to bite and eat as many people as I can.
I'd retire to a cottage in the middle of nowhere with some food which I'd raided from a grocery store and wait until the zombies run out of people to eat and die of starvation. Then I could join a bunch of other people who survived the apocalypse in bringing the world back to its glory.
Wait, so I'd ONLY be aware of the outbreak when it hit my town?
Dude, that wouldn't happen. By the time the outbreak is worldwide, I'd have seen the warning signs and I'd be cooling my heels up in nunavut!
BUT for the sake of the topic, I'll play along.
First, I'd move any food/supplies to the upper floor of my house, and have everyone fill all the bathtubs and sinks and stuff with water. Once everything is upstairs, or if the zombies break in, have my dad use his buzz saw to destroy the stairs (our stairs are easy peasy to destroy). Then, go on the roof to put a bit HELP! message on it. And then wait for rescue.
Sadly, I'm right next to a food martket, a shopping mall, the town hall and the library. All places you should avoid in a zombie outbreak.
Dude, that wouldn't happen. By the time the outbreak is worldwide, I'd have seen the warning signs and I'd be cooling my heels up in nunavut!
BUT for the sake of the topic, I'll play along.
First, I'd move any food/supplies to the upper floor of my house, and have everyone fill all the bathtubs and sinks and stuff with water. Once everything is upstairs, or if the zombies break in, have my dad use his buzz saw to destroy the stairs (our stairs are easy peasy to destroy). Then, go on the roof to put a bit HELP! message on it. And then wait for rescue.
Sadly, I'm right next to a food martket, a shopping mall, the town hall and the library. All places you should avoid in a zombie outbreak.
Grab all my money and things that are worth something for me (like my dog). Then run to my car and attack some sharp things like knives all over it. Then flee while driving through zombie filled roads.
Go to Mum's house, kill Phil "Sorry!", grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for all this to blow over.
Well I would call my friends and tell them to bring food,games,films,loved ones,TV,more food and music and after the military as dealt with the zombies we would finely walk out of the house...with high scores on every one of the games.
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OT: Use my nerd knowledge along with the survival training you get from having a crazy hillbilly father and run away into the woods. All I'll need to survive is my everyday purse and my school bag. But I'll probably grab my crossbow, machete and my African Spear just for sentimental reasons.
(I am 100% serious in the above statements.)