You're a predator?

[PeePantz]

Its not nice. My friends mom is convinced i am a pedophile because my friend has a daughter. I have known her before she had her kid but that doesn't matter. Because i hang around someone who has a child it makes me a pedophile. In my eyes thats the worst thing you can say to someone and she won't shut her mouth about it. So i'm thinking of ruining her life to teach her not to say things like that. So if Chris Hansen did it to me i would look him in the eye and ask him how it feels to be moments away from disembowelment.

wtf?? I don't get it. You need to explain more because having a friend with a kid is normal and does not equal being a pederast.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I don't think it works that way. If Chris Hansen appeared out of nowhere when I got somewhere and started accusing me of being a predator, I'd ask him to explain why, when he fails, I leave or tell him to leave.

 

[_Cake_]

Ha there is no place that I go to that could be seen as a place to meet a kid.

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

'Prove it.'

That. If you're innocent, then they have no proof.

 

[SimuLord]

Another vote for "Prove it." Although let's face it, once you're guilty in the court of public opinion you become monumentally easier to frame in a court of law.

Although I often joke that Chris Hansen officiated my wedding because on the day I met my ex-wife I was 26 and she was 16. We married two years later.

 

[Jonluw]

'Prove it.'

That. If you're innocent, then they have no proof.

Why do people keep ignoring my edit to the OP?

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I guess I'd go to prison? I would protest my innocence of course, but if, as you say, they have ironclad proof I doubt I'd be able to stop them.

 

[Baldry]

I thought you meant from the movies...*dreams shattered* Uhm tell him that i'm innocent and ask him for the evidence and then some how prove that It wasn't me before fleeing the scene and going on a rampage!

 

[PeePantz]

I think my friends mom Has munchausen By Proxy. She says things are happening to her granddaughter so people will Pay attention to her. The reason she thinks i am a pedophile is because i have been around the granddaughter since she was like 2 months old and the now 5 year old says we're "Friends" so the grandmother being afflicted with munchausen syndrome is just targeting me as a way to get attention. I told my friend to tell her mom that such accusation could result in a horrible life threatening accident or a beheading depending on my mood.

Ahhh, so she's just crazy. Well, that blows and you should talk directly to her instead of your friend. Don't let her drag your name through the mud just so she can stir up some controversy for attention.

 

[Free Thinker]

A wild Chris Hansen appears!
"I choose you, Innocent Person!"
Chris Hansen uses "Take a seat."
It's not very effective.
Innocent Person uses Logic and Reason.
It's super effective!
Chris Hansen runs away.

 

[sageoftruth]

No problem. I have WFP (Wierd fetish protection). I'll have the victim share the story of his abuse and then reveal my true nature. At least it is better than being seen as a sexual predator.