You're a ZOMBIE!

[zombiejoe]

Let's say you and some friends are trying to escape a zombie attack. You make it to a safe room but you reliese you have been bitten. You are not sure what to do. If you tell your friends, they may kill you. If you don't tell them, you may kill them. Maybe you will not try to tell them and hope to find a cure. Maybe your friends won't kill you and try to help you somehow. What do you do?

 

[Superior Mind]

Edit: Yay, Grammar Nazi appeased!

To answer the question I'd kill 'till I could kill no more and probably blow myself up somehow a'la CJ in DotD 2004.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Sit in the corner and cry.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Wait until i become a Zombie then eat them. the way i see it its their fault for getting me bitten in the first place

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Kill them before I turn zombie.

 

[Aptspire]

I go on "clean up til I drop" mode...
alone
no need to get my mates involved

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

You're.

Literally couldn't resist.

I was about to say the same thing.

OT: I'm hungry. Human flesh time.

 

[Generator]

If I'm bitten, my friends have all been dead for weeks.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Do the 'thriller' dance and as a climax shoot my face off...

...actually bad idea...

...I can only remember the 'macarena'...

 

[DamienHell]

I kill my friends and eat their brains, I have to get used to the taste anyway....

 

[War Penguin]

I would tell them. Chances are I'll die anyway, might as well do the right thing while doing so.

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd just be an evil bastard and not tell them. At least they got killed by someone they know well, huh. Rather me then Steve the social outcast from down the road.

 

[whatdoyouthink]

I would GTFO OF THERE KILLING AS MANY ZOMBIES AS I COULD BE4 I TURN INTO 1!!!!!!!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Offer to make dinner that evening and then spit in all of their food.
That way we can all be one big happy undead family.

 

[GreyWolf257]

Hell, just give my friends a bullet and a gun and tell them to finish me off quickly.

It would sound like this:

ME: "Okay, Jimmy, just put the gun up to my head and...ow, you dick! You shot me in the arm!"
JIMMY: "Oh, sorry let me try again."
ME: "Ow! Ow! Owwww! What the hell! What the hell! Just give it to me, I'll do it myself! Ow! You shot off my arm!"
JIMMY: "Yeah, sorry about that."
[This would probably end after I bash my head against the ground until my skull smashes open, as we are probably out of bullets by now].

 

[Chunko]

There's no guarantee that zombie bites will definitely turn you into a zombie. I would try to put some rubbing alcohol on the wound, and hope that my immune system can take care of the rest.

 

[GreenWisp]

I tell my friends to go on without me. I plug my MP3-player into some giant speakers and air guitar to Through the Fire and the Flames with lots of flashing lights, drawing attention to myself for all the nearby zombies to see while my buddies high-tail it outta there. If there are any explosives around, I blow everything up at the end of the song, go out with style.

 

[ygetoff]

I would tell them, and then either:
a) Try to kill as many zombies as possible before killing myself in a spectacular manner; or,
b) Say goodbye and shoot myself.

 

[Evilbunny]

I would tell them that I've been bitten, and although I'll try to treat the wound the second I start to turn they must shoot me. They are my friends and I know they would ask me to do the same thing if they were in my position.