You're Better Off!

[Ochidi]

First I say someone in a detailed situation and then the next uses someone in a different situation that would be better off in my situation and so on for the next poster.

Example: Poster 1: I'm being sent to the electric chair!

Poster 2: At least you know when you're gonna die!
I stole from the mafia and they're gonna whack me whenever they please!

Of course, I'll start:

I'm being grounded for getting an F in History!
[sub] Not really, I'm not dumb. [/sub]

 

[Azraellod]

at least you're doing better then my friend, he's failing everything at the moment.

i have agoraphobia and cant leave my house.

 

[Sassafrass]

at least you've got a house.
i'm scared of trees and my house is surronded by them.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

At least you can face your fears.
I'm currently being pickled by aliens!

 

[War Penguin]

At least you know who or what your being pickled by.

I'm being sucked into oblivion.

 

[AvsJoe]

At least you get to go on a ride.

I just found an M&M in the shape of my biggest fear.

 

[War Penguin]

At least you got an M&M.

I'm being slowly eaten by some sort of bacteria.

 

[Tempest Fennac]

At least you have time to get it treated (unless it's incurable).

The sun is too bright at the minute.

 

[darkenergy134]

At least you can see.

My cows just escaped.

 

[NeoAC]

They were costing you a fortune anyways.

Matt is going to kill me for keeping him up this late.