You're dying.

[DrButtocks]

"...the game."

You sneaky, sneaky mofo

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

"Crab battle..." And here's the reaction...0.o

I extend to you all the love I have for this answer.

OT: In all seriousness, it'd be something meaningful. I'm taking into account I've had time to call my lawyers and make sure the will is updated, if so, yeah, I'll go with something sentimental.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

"I'm tired of this planet and everyone on it."

I like your avatar better than you answer. Is that your Challenger I see there?

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Knowing me and my particular fondness for shouting I'd most likely shout one of the following, hopefully while in the midst of doing something epic:
"Madness? THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAA!" -Dead-
"BEOWUUUUUUUULF!" -Dead-
"I. AM. BEOWU-" -Dead-

Or, if I had no choice in lying in a hospital bed, I'd like to laugh semi-sweetly at first before descending into a insane-driven cackle and descending more into the most evil laugh I can muster. Or just doing the Mandark laugh 'til I die.

 

[Dark Angel Warlord]

I LOVE YOU
no i dont
Ack
Dies

 

[AWAR]

"Black ravens... Black ravens... Circling.. Above the grave"

 

[Shapsters]

"This is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside dow-" *flatlines*

Ahaha I love you!

I would try to find the humour and quote my favourite show:

"I've made a huge mistake!" *dies*

 

[SomeBritishDude]

I think I'll have to quote Tim Minchen on this:

"Who will the world revolve around now?"

 

[Pwnytail]

"I have come a long way for nothing."

 

[BiffyClyroEqualsSex]

"losing bravo"

 

[Doinstuffman38]

"This platform will self-destruct in 10 seconds. Have a nice day."

 

[KaiRai]

"There's £3 billion I hacked from the government before they gave me this disease...The map is -" *flatlines*

Ultimate mindfuck

 

[carmack]

"What would Gordon Freeman do?"

 

[Explosm]

"-points at a person in the room- your hired assassin failed -points at another person in the room- so did yours.... But mine... is in this room now...." -flatline-

 

[Snowden's Secret]

"Cryptic metaphor!"

 

[Comrade Azza]

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

 

[meowman]

I must tell you something. Come closer... closer... no-one else can hear of this... come closer... listen carefully now, as I shall only say this once... BOO!

 

[Marsell]

E-Recting a Tombstone.

 

[antidonkey]

"I'm tired of this planet and everyone on it."

I like your avatar better than you answer. Is that your Challenger I see there?

Yes it is. I got it in October as a birthday gift to myself because no one else was going to buy it for me. Cheap bastards.

 

[Looking For Alaska]

"How will I ever get out of this labyrinth?"