You're dying.

[T-Bone24]

"Woop, false alarm." *Dies*

 

[General Vagueness]

seriously, I'd do all the sappy stuff and all that, and then one or more of the lines mentioned or something like these
I could've had a V8.
I knew I shouldn't have listened to that fifth dentist.
The bank account number is five four three seven ni--
Engage/Make it so
I'm off to see the wizard.
If the time of my death ends in doubles, Milhouse is a meme.

"I didn't...press X..."

Frog Blast the Vent Core!

winners here

 

[firedfns13]

The device has been modified... blah!
"Please proceed into ANDROID HELL"

Guess what song I recently discovered.

 

[BernasLL]

You lie in a hospitable bed,you're friends and family by your side,you have contracted a disease with no cure,you're just about to die.
What are your last words?

"I... can... see death... aproaching..."

And somebody would say in midst tears, "Really, Bernardo?" (that's my name, dumbnuts)

And I'd turn to that person and say;

"Yes. She says you're next."

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

"Oh shit."

 

[Mistermixmaster]

my last words would be: "Darn it... I would say "the game" so you all would loose it, but the game does not excist as there is no rule 34 of it... prove me wrong!" *hurk* *flatline*

or alternatively: "There is no continue screen! I wanna retry!" *dies*

 

[fishman279]

"Beware....the crab-people....."

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

An Alternative of mine would actually be.
"Now you see,when I die,first you take Manhattan..."

 

[RobThePrezodent]

maybe break out some frank turner lyrics, something like "I'm definetely going to hell, but I've had all the best stories to tell"

 

[nomadic_chad]

"HEAL!"

or, as Steven Wright once said:

I wish my first word I said was 'Quote' so when I was on my deathbed, right before I died, my last word could be 'Unquote'".

 

[Guitar Gamer]

So many to choose from...............

"STOP!"
*everyone gasps*
"Hammer time!" *flat lines*

Or how about:
"This is how bad that joke was Brody; it gave me cancer" *dies*

Of course you could go on the other end of the spectrum and sing Frank Sinatra's "My Way".

 

[phimax100]

"I still thinks thats a funny word though...Buddha...hehe....*dies*"

10 points for the referance!

Concerned: The Half-Life and death of Gordon Frohman. Love that webcomic series.

I would say "This was a triumph"

I know, so original
/sarcasm

 

[Deminobody]

*Makes a gun with right hand*
"Bang..."
*hand falls to side and cues http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03qBqP2I4p8 *

or

"Die? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!" -Groucho Marx (I think)

 

[CardiacHero]

MEDIC

 

[Dana22]

"Tonight, I dine in hell..."

 

[Broady Brio]

Put this in the news please without me or any of my body shown.

Also make it as dramatic as possible. When I have a funeral, everyone who knew me will be there and then say what is written on this note.

*Gives note to brother. Then I die.

I was going to write what the note said but i seriously don't know.

 

[Danny Ocean]

What are your last words?

Tell my girl I.. I... [HEADING=2]I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.[/HEADING]

 

[Maibus]

"I feel Happyyyy, I feel Happp-"

I hope someone gets that

Rofl I get it, I don't want to go on the cart!

My last words would be KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

"You all suck...i curse you with everlasting hatred and pestilence then i leave my fortune to the cat"

 

[C117]

"Bummer."

 

[FalloutJack]

"Woosh!"

"Detonate the charges!"

"Get me a necromancer."

"Alright, if my plan works, you'll know by everything in the world instantaneously improving. If not, then god is a stubborn asshole. Wish me luck!"