You're dying.

[dancinginfernal]

"I hope hell has biscuits."

 

[Foobula]

"Rosebud" get's the Nobel prise for inevitability.

 

[Foobula]

"I'ma gonna eat all yo heaven foods"

 

[AlchemicalGod]

Something Like- So what happened, I just sort of blacked out...there...*dies*
Or maybe- Death is but a door, Time is but a window, I will be back. *Dies*
- I see a light! Theres someone standing there! Its, it's, meee...*dies* (Family going what the hell?)

 

[RentCavalier]

Pull my finger. Go on. Pull it.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

You lot realise you've each got less than a hnudred years, some of you only a few decades, to live? Get out there and do stuff ...

... or this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofULnIeo3I8].

 

[Lazy Kitty]

"Here's the card to my bank account, the code is ... is ... is... *Dead*"

 

[Adox1337]

"Respawning in three, two, one..."

"And you said I wasn't sick!"

"Shit, I forgot to save"

"Good game"

"sv_cheats 1, noclip, notarget"

"Fuck this, I'm changing server!"

Been saving up good ones I've heard and thought of. So it would probably be one of the above.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

The cake is a lie

I don't know, maybe I'll just send everyone that passes my room a mean stare before I die.

 

[WindScar]

I'd Scream "Maximum Health" in the way Crysis-suit says "Maximum Speed" or something, and then hopefully survive.

That, or scream "REGENERATE" in the way Doctor Who does to the Master in the Drums of War.

 

[AntiAntagonist]

I'll use the same answer from last time I saw an incarnation of this thread:
"QUICKLOAD!"

 

[Dark Angel Warlord]

i pooped myself

 

[Sjakie]

"I think i'm hitting the levelcap in this crappy game."

 

[Senor Mathias]

"Good thing Candlejack never got m...."

Winner.

 

[gred]

"Fuck you I'm a dragon"
My dad would get it.

 

[Vacancie]

"Respawn in 3... 2... 1"

 

[Alpha Centauri]

FREEEEEEEDDDOOOOMMMMM!!!!!

 

[Tuddle]

"At least I have chicken."

(If I was dying in a bed next to you my last word would be)
No........Because of you no one gets chicken.

On Topic I would say:
Fucking Hell, I need a drink.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.184046-Satisfy-your-thirst-in-Fucking-Hell

 

[chronohinata]

"I'm just kidding, guys! I'm actually fine!"

And then promptly die.

 

[MeltedGeneral]

"You see, to gain immortality you have to fi....."