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rokkolpo

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Lycanthrope321 said:
You lie in a hospitable bed,you're friends and family by your side,you have contracted a disease with no cure,you're just about to die.
What are your last words?
Personally,I would make my family hate me before I died to spare them sadness,so my last words would be alone the lines of:
"I hate you all."
they would probably find that endearing.

since they know you don't mean it.
family knows.
 
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rokkolpo said:
Lycanthrope321 said:
You lie in a hospitable bed,you're friends and family by your side,you have contracted a disease with no cure,you're just about to die.
What are your last words?
Personally,I would make my family hate me before I died to spare them sadness,so my last words would be alone the lines of:
"I hate you all."
they would probably find that endearing.

since they know you don't mean it.
family knows.
Damn you and your logic!
 

Scappo

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"Ancora Imparo"

"I am still learning"

--Spoken by Michaelangelo on his death bed
 

SoloStoffe

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As my crying wife is holding my hand on my deathbed, my last words will be:

"Promise me.... That you'll tell the housemaid... That she's good in bed..."
 

ArcWinter

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"No cure? Really? Damn, and I'm the only one.(long pause) Oil sauce!"

OR

"Take five dozen eggs, mix da fuck outta 'em, and whadda ya get? PENIS!"

It will convince them I'm insane, and thus awesome. I'll probably be canonized.
 

chemistry35

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I would switch to a robotic voice and say, "Medical attention needed. Major lacerations detected. Medical attention need-" I would have to time that perfectly though.

I hope I paraphrased that well enough someone gets it.
 

gothic wolf

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your mother plays card games in hell!!!! (with a fake kinda demonic voice)
and hopefully i dont need to explain that
 

Dark Angel Warlord

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i know who shot john f kennedy and proof of alien landing in roswell new mexico in the 1950s and proof of biggest conspiracies of mankinds history.. where i put the proof is Ack Ack GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ( dies)
 

biggles1

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always look on the bright, side of life! badum, badum, badoom bad-beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 

biggles1

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gothic wolf said:
your mother plays card games in hell!!!! (with a fake kinda demonic voice)
and hopefully i dont need to explain that
you watch littlekuriboh's yu gi oh abridged too? win!
 

Rawker

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The truth is, I'm still alive, I'm just his clone. He really didn't wanna be with you guys anymore so we killed me so you'd think I'm dead. I'm I'm probably in Australia riding around in a kangaroo's pouch with Yatzhee.

he he he, stereotypes.
 

BenzSmoke

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"I want to be buried upside down. So everyone who visits my grave can kiss my ass." Then I'd die.
 

skitzo van

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I'd probably screw with a Bob Dylan song, like this: "Knock Knock Knockin on heaven's... what the hell do you mean you won't let me in?"