You're dying.

[mayney93]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

 

[JPH330]

"Don't... waste... money... on a... casket."

You see, I already explained to my family that I want them to save that money that they'd normally spend on my casket and tombstone and all that, and instead dispose of my body by tying cinder blocks to it and dropping it into the ocean via boat or something. They don't seem to be going along with me on this, but I want to make sure to remind them in case they decide to actually listen to me.

 

[jjofearth]

"The Egg of Mantumbi can be found in the Cave of the...*Gary Numan Ringtone* *flatline*"
Cookie for the reference, ppl.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

"Rosebud......"

 

[derelict]

I wouldn't allow it to get that far. Make your own suicide pills for when that time comes..It will save you and your family alot of pain

Wait, you think suicide will save your family grief?

Personally I'd go with "I can see a light...wait, is that a Bueger King sign?"

...just to get them wondering if theres fast food in the afterlife

 

[Pingieking]

"I'll let the people in heaven know how much of ass-holes you all are."

 

[maninahat]

"That medic is a spy."

 

[-AC80-]

1) the nurse is POISONING MEEEEeeeeeeee
2) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
3) i demand a threesome
4) it takes 17 muscles to frown but it takes 7 to pull the trigger of a 50. cal sniper rifle
5) with my dieing/final breath i infect you all, ha ha................ (my favourite)

EDIT: 6) respawn in 5....4....3....2....

 

[Infernai]

"Vae Victus....does anyone else smell something burning..urgh" *dies*

 

[WickedSkin]

"I bet this will work..."
"Go suck lemons all you lefty-hippie-environmentalist morons!"

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

"For Mandalore!"
Knowing how dumb most people I know are, they'd be like "You're obsessed with Halo."
I'd then try to return from the grave and ***** slap every one of them.

 

[Berethond]

Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

 

[Megacherv]

"Crab battle..." And here's the reaction...0.o

If you do that, I'll have mine as "OLI-OLI-OLI!!!"

 

[sky14kemea]

Probably..

"Stop... Staring... At me."

'Cause I hate it when people all stare at you :/

Damn my last words are gonna suck...

 

[Ithera]

Id bounce back up fresh as a daisy! Im back fer anudda go!

Erm...no...when my time comes I think I'll be hard pressed to utter anything bad ass or epic. I'll manage some semi decent blubberings and teary regrets but not much else.

 

[syltman]

"Nuclear launch detected"

or...

"Avenge me... blow up the hospital"

 

[moose_man]

A curse on both your houses.

 

[Danpascooch]

You lie in a hospitable bed,you're friends and family by your side,you have contracted a disease with no cure,you're just about to die.
What are your last words?
Personally,I would make my family hate me before I died to spare them sadness,so my last words would be alone the lines of:
"I hate you all."

That would not even CLOSE to spare them any sadness, they would just wonder why you always hated them, that would suck.

 

[Pink dragon]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[avenged undead]

Either

1. The Game

or

2. Tell them I said something cool