You're dying.

[Del-Toro]

"well, I've been agnostic for a fair bit of my life, never knowing what lies beyond death but open to the possibilities, and always wondering what the best and worst case scenarios are. Well, the time for thought experiments is over, and there's no going back now, I finally find out the truth! CHARGE!"-flatlines

"My life... it's flashing before my eyes... all these revelations, I... I could have had a V8"

alternatively "...before my eyes...that's where I put it..."

"I blame Japan for this. Don't ask me to explain why"

"I skipped the bargaining and depression stages, do I get a prize or something?"

If I get killed in combat (I want to join the Canadian Army)

"Tell my brother... not to...touch...my stuff...."

"What are you doing, get back to the fight, if they break through you'll be joining me, and I put up with enough of your shit in this life"

 

[Pegghead]

Don't worry about me...I'll be just fine

Thanks to frieeeeeends, on the other side.

 

[loudmouth]

"Fuck you I'm a dragon"
My dad would get it.

he he love it

Mine
"well i was gettng bored anyway"
"i didn't do it,"

(to the nurse) "fancy a quicky?" *wink*

 

[Deleric]

"Respawn in 3...2...1..."

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

That will probably be followed up with the response from your family of: "Huh?"
"Nietzsche!"
"Bless you."

Unless they know things, but I'm just going from my experience of my own family.

 

[LeQuack_Is_Back]

"Please tell me I got the extra life."

 

[Eliam_Dar]

last words to my family: "don't you dare to put a cross over my tomb"

 

[DarkLordofDevon]

"Before I die, you all need to know..."

And they will be forever wondering.

 

[gallaetha_matt]

"Bury me.... with my... money."

It's worth going out on an old SNES reference, even if nobody gets it.

 

[Doc Cannon]

"No teabagging me plz."

 

[Fooshi]

"F*** you all, I'm dying here!"

 

[No-Superman10]

I have hidden $50000 dollars in...*dies*

 

[PhantomCritic]

"...why the hell can I see Hitler?"

 

[SD-Fiend]

Id tell my cousin: thanks for never giving me that dreamcast you don't use

 

[benbenthegamerman]

"From Hell's heart, i stab at thee. From mine soul, i spit at thee." -Moby Dick

^
I
I
my dying words

 

[OutcastBOS]

Up...Up...Down...Down...left...right...left...right...B...A...B...A...Star

 

[Comma-Kazie]

"Moose . . . Indian . . ."

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Both of these posts are made of epic. Can't really top them.

Just quoting you to say that your avatar is awesome. My favorite album ever.

"My favorite band is N'Sync... my favorite member is Harpo... if there isn't a Harpo, I think there should be... I'm going to write their next hit... A boom boom chicka chicka boom... *dies*"

Cookies for the reference.

 

[aaronmcc]

Hope no one beat me to it but...

"This is SPARTA!"

 

[DanDeFool]

Either:

"My friends, gather round... and listen well to my last words.
...
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you!
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna... GAAACK!"

or

To my highly religious mother:

"Well, I just hope I have better luck convincing God why I became an atheist than I did convincing you."