You're God. What do you look like?

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LiberalSquirrel

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Well, there's two options. I could go with the stereotypical "Greek goddess" look to do an homage to my obsession with Greek mythology...

...Or I could just go with my normal, everyday self. Because I'm pretty darn awesome. And having a chill looking god would probably be both rather amusing and rather fun.


Yeah, my Xbox Live Avatar, but it's a pretty darn good representation of me.
 

Zen Bard

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I'd look like Galactus...

Just so all my fellow comic junkies could collectively say "Not such geeks now, are we?"

 

Richardplex

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talker said:
Like the Great God Om!
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Make sure not to forget to create laws such as "Thou Shalt Bloody Well Pick Up Any Distressed Tortoises and Carry Them Anywhere They Want Unless, And This is Important, You're an Eagle" beforehand.


OT: I'd just be a human. And live as a human. And forget I was anything but human. Being a god would be way too lonely, and morally difficult.
 

Froggy Slayer

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miketehmage said:
Gandalf the White, because he looks pretty godly.

I'd imbed an image in spoiler tags but i don't know how, and I'm sure you all know what he looks like anyway.
You called?

OT: Probably Optimus Prime, because Optimus Prime is damn cool.
 

DSK-

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A black Chinese man with blonde hair, blue eyes and an Irish accent.

If I remember correctly, this is what I said I thought God looked like during a GCSE RE class.
 

Guitarmasterx7

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I'd be a really gross looking schlong. Because (if that last sentence didn't already clue you in to this) I'm immature and religious monuments and art dedicated to me would be hilarious to me.
 

somonels

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I would only manifest myself through spectacle of torment and pain, turning the concious flesh into a horrific instrument of communication.
 

TheRussian

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Honestly, I'd probably look like Dr. Manhattan, with powers to match. And just to fuck with people I'd say I'm nothing like God.
 

monkey_man

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just to screw with everyone, I'd either be my avatar, or one big foot. Because then every religious person has a thing for feet then. hehehe
 

bluerocker

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I would be a shape-shifter; but my default/most recognizable forms would be myself or a draconic form of some kind. That way, I could appear as my followers wished while still maintaining an icon that is recognizable by the masses.
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Obviously there is only one correct answer for this.

 

Xaio30

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Gandalf.

The answer to end all other answers.
You cannot hope to top that appearance. Not even Gandalf can top that appearance.
 

Ruedyn

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Mordekaien said:
Jynthor said:
If your answer isn't Morgan Freeman, you are wrong.
Damn you ninja!

But yeah, Morgan Freeman, sounding like Samuel L. Jackson.
Why would you look like Morgan Freeman without the voice? Sounds redundant. Personally I'd go with Whoopi Goldberg sounding like Morgan Freeman...
 

Nantucket_v1legacy

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Just because (now picture this):

You walk through those pearly gates. The trumpets are sounding, you're in an ugly white dress and the light is so vividly bright it's almost blinding. You see a huge oak door and two angels dressed in black robes either side. They push the door too and you see me, The Godfather. That would fuck your mind up good. :D
 

ImperialSunlight

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A floating, miniature Sun, whose rays give everyone in the area cancer in mere moments.

That or Gwyndolin from Dark Souls. Yes, Gwyndolin. That works better.
 

The Code

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I'd have to go with Wing Gundam or Deathscythe as my Godly form, but I'd take a more reserved form for my day-to-day business.
 

BathorysGraveland

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Not the most original, but probably a war deity with an epic beard that hangs to my waist (sometimes braided), long dark hair of equal length and the most glorious, yet hideous, scar across one half of my face. I'd appear wearing a great shirt of bronze mail and a sturdy round shield boasting my holy symbol (no idea what that would be). The object I'd be commonly associated with would be, unsurprisingly, an iron longsword.

Something like that.