You're going to die.

[ethaninja]

Taking a bullet for someone I love.

I never got that whole thing. Why doesn't the shooter just shoot that person again?

 

[PoliceBox63]

Taking a bullet for someone I love.

I never got that whole thing. Why doesn't the shooter just shoot that person again?

Hollywood and/or others already moving to subdue the shooter.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

In my sleep or drowning in a pool of chocolate pudding.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

When I saw the title of this thread, I couldn't help but think of this:

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OT: I'd love to say that I would ideally like to die in service to a noble cause or somesuch, but in reality, preferrably in my sleep or at least as painlessly as possible.

 

[Malyc]

Spoiler: A prayer from the Brothers.

Boondock Saints... BEST... MOVIE... EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"This has gotta be his big break... We have to fuck with him!"

OT, I'd prefer to go out holding back a FREAKING HUGE invasion force, as long as I have enough ammo to keep the fight goin for a long time. If I'm goin down, I'm taking as many of them as I can with me.

 

[Cheesus333]

Like this. The flare gun is a crucial touch.

And anyone who says "in my sleep" is a pussy. Seriously.

Wishing pain upon yourself isn't machismo; it's masochism.

See what I did there? Pretty convenient, those two words being so similar and all.

 

[ethaninja]

Taking a bullet for someone I love.

I never got that whole thing. Why doesn't the shooter just shoot that person again?

Hollywood and/or others already moving to subdue the shooter.

Ah fair enough Like a sniper or someone was just that one split second too last and the shooter managed to get a round off before being taken out.

 

[no oneder]

When I saw the title of this thread, I couldn't help but think of this:

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I had to see the video. That's awful, how could they teach someone about their own demise...

Ay ay ay...

OT: I would like to die in a car crash.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I had to see the video. That's awful, how could they teach someone about their own demise...

Ay ay ay...

OT: I would like to die in a car crash.

You do know The Onion is a spoof, right? Only it's a bit difficult to detect sarcasm over the internet.

 

[no oneder]

I had to see the video. That's awful, how could they teach someone about their own demise...

Ay ay ay...

OT: I would like to die in a car crash.

You do know The Onion is a spoof, right? Only it's a bit difficult to detect sarcasm over the internet.

Well, I hadn't noticed until you mentioned it.

Now I feel stupid.

 

[Hexador]

In a stupid way that outrages all of my fans so that later some one can retcon me back to life.

 

[manic_depressive13]

I want to die for something I don't believe in. You know; I want to die tragically and needlessly, and too young. Getting shot or stabbed would be suitable. Maybe I'll just jump.

 

[Samwise137]

I'd like to go out in a blaze of glory. I know it sounds cliche but it's just the way it is.

 

[Malkavian]

I dread growing old, so I think something along the lines of you, OP. Going out into a hail of bullets for some lost cause.

 

[BlackStar42]

In bed with two gorgeous woman through a drug-fuelled sex heart attack.

Damn, ninja'd.

Glory and honour can sod off, I want to be drunk and happy.

 

[Cliff_m85]

If you where going to die, how would you like to go?

(Note: Immortality is NOT an option)

Personaly Id go for death in defence of a glorious lost cause.

Eat fives pounds of glitter. Eat five pounds of confetti. Swallow small bomb that goes off in one week at funeral.

 

[scorptatious]

Quick and painlessly.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Having sex with four absolutely beautiful girls, getting foot massages at the same time, being high as fuck.

 

[Totaltruth]

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

I'd like to die doing something awesome. I don't care what, so long as it's awesome.

Like this.

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