Yourself in one sentence.

[Ekonk]

Very simple, introduce and describe yourself or your most defining aspect in one simple sentence. Are you an alcoholic? Autistic kid? Fetishist? Cop? Student? Ladykiller? Maneater?
Don't worry, we're all friends here! I'll start.

Hello, my name is Marius, and I've got ADHD.

(HELLO MARIUS)

 

[Layzor]

Hello, I'm Luke and I'm very very cool.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Hello, my name is -Name Omitted-, and I have Neurosis and Light Paranoia.

 

[delet]

Hello, I'm me, and I can crack every joint in my body.

(HELLO ME)
[sub][sub]Forum Games?[/sub][/sub]

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Hi I'm Blumiere and I am depressing.(HELLO BLUMIERE)

 

[Aunel]

hello, my name is Rolf, I play bass.

 

[dududf]

Hello world, I'm a carbon based organism.

 

[Ekonk]

Hello, I'm me, and I can crack every joint in my body.

(HELLO ME)
[sub][sub]Forum Games?[/sub][/sub]

HELLO YOU

Anyway, forum games might be smart. If a mod would happen to fly around here, please put this in forum games. Thank you.

 

[TAGM]

Hello, My name is something I hate, and I have one of those special brain disorders that makes me go on for an insanly long amount of time about things that interest me like playing music and games and my internet habit and going on about things and my excelent vocabulary and philosiphy and how most games these days suck and how I have way too much time on my hands and yet I never get any work done and...


(HELLO, MEN IN WHITE COATS)

 

[JRCB]

Howdy, I'm John, and I am very confusing.

 

[GnomeThief]

Hello, my name is Nicky and I like waffles.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Hello I'm Sleek and I'm not telling you anything (HELLO JERK)
HEY!!!I'm not a jerk

 

[AlphaOmega]

Hi, I am Gert; I suffer from a genetic disorder leading to a lot of open wounds, but I am a really cool guy if you look past that.

 

[Pegghead]

Hello, my name is Alex and I'm more than meets the eye.

 

[DividedUnity]

Hello im Nathan and im so indecisive about life i didnt know what to say about myself so this will have to do.

 

[guardian001]

Hello, my name is not for the internet, and apparently I'm a fucking idiot.

 

[Skinny Razor]

I refuse to be constrained by your arbitrary parameters.

 

[Psychophante]

Hello, I'm Gazz, and I'm stressed out because I'm moving to London tomorrow.

 

[Brian Hendershot]

Hello, my name is Brian AKA: Asian, and I am probably the second coolest person you will ever know.

I refuse to be constrained by your arbitrary parameters.

or do you?