You've BECOME the last thing you've killed.

[Lazy Kitty]

I'm a Stone Guardian now?
Well, that's gonna be boring until someone tries to steal the Artifact...
Oh sh..
I just stole it myself when I killed those stone guardians...
Well, I'll just stand here being a statue for the rest of eternity...

 

[fearofthemind]

I am a random cow rustler from red dead redemption. Dammit.

 

[Chaossebba]

I AM xXQiKSc0peR349xX?

HELL NAW.

 

[Regular Guy]

Spartan supersoldier from Halo.

Time to whore myself out to the military and make a fortune.

 

[mexicola]

Another one of these boring threads? Well at least nobody's post count is going down. I'm a nameless mook from a James Bond movie... at least I might die in an exotic locale.

 

[DigitalSushi]

I'm a helicopter...<.<

Can I wager that you was playing a COD game right?, that game is the number reason for gratuitous helicopter cide in the gaming world.

Also didn't we have this thread like a minute ago?, anyway, i'll play along.

I'm currently A soldier diving in slo motion, to elaborate, the last game I played was F.E.A.R (just found it under my wardrobe over the weekend, forgot I bought it) and the last thing I killed was a soldier shouting "CONTACT" really really slowly.

I heartily recommend the game.

 

[General_Potatoes]

So im a hitman from fallout 3? thats sucks because then some guy will run at me with a gattling gun and tear me to shreds D: gey

 

[Sacman]

I'm a helicopter...<.<

Can I wager that you was playing a COD game right?, that game is the number reason for gratuitous helicopter cide in the gaming world.

Also didn't we have this thread like a minute ago?, anyway, i'll play along.

I'm currently A soldier diving in slo motion, to elaborate, the last game I played was F.E.A.R (just found it under my wardrobe over the weekend, forgot I bought it) and the last thing I killed was a soldier shouting "CONTACT" really really slowly.

I heartily recommend the game.

I was playing Alpha Protocol...<.<

 

[Weaver]

I'm getting just a liiiiitle bit tired of these threads.

 

[wolf92]

Xeanort from Birth By Sleep
I am not amused

 

[StraightToHeck]

I'm a Minecraft cow

NOOOOOOOO!!!
also MOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I'm dead.

What?

 

[Jim From Accounting]

so im this guy nice

 

[Tartarga]

So i'm a Talon Company Merch? In that case i'm defecting, there is no way i'm getting killed by some vault dweller.

 

[Odbarc]

I am an ugly house spider. I'm going to kill a hot chick by climbing down her throat and choking her to death - thus dying and being reborn a hot chick in the process. Also, I become a lesbian.

 

[Lawnmooer]

Rikti Chief Soldier. Not bad...Not bad at all.

 

[knight56]

A f*cking Powder Ganger. .....................*suicide by dynamite*

 

[Nevyrmoore]

I'm a Minecraft cow

NOOOOOOOO!!!
also MOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Me too. Want to go roam in a herd and piss off players by mooing constantly?

 

[Paksenarrion]

I'm GLaDOS? Oh, dear.