You've been caught!

[Mekado]

Oh and the weirdest thing i saw was my step-sister enjyoying her energizer-powered friend, holy freakin god i was aghast.She was supposed to be in school so i didn't knock (i was doing everyone's laundry when i was off-work, don't laugh it was either that or pay rent ) and BAM seeing my step-sister in her own world, needless to say i shut the door pretty fast before i'd get my skull bashed in.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
"huh....the laundry"
"why didn't you knock?"
"because you're supposed to be at school?"
"yeah i was getting ready to go"
"i can see that..."
"shut up, SHUT THE FK UP FOREVER"
"yeah sure, you need a lift when you're done....getting ready for school?"

hehehe, we laugh about it today, but boy was i surprised >

Whoa... Is she hot? I kid, I kid, but that must have been pretty distubing for you to see...

...right?

she kinda is but since she's my step-sister i decided these thoughts needed to be buried forever

And yes, disturbing, couldn't look her in the eyes for a couple of days after that haha

 

[BakaSmurf]

Oh and the weirdest thing i saw was my step-sister enjyoying her energizer-powered friend, holy freakin god i was aghast.She was supposed to be in school so i didn't knock (i was doing everyone's laundry when i was off-work, don't laugh it was either that or pay rent ) and BAM seeing my step-sister in her own world, needless to say i shut the door pretty fast before i'd get my skull bashed in.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
"huh....the laundry"
"why didn't you knock?"
"because you're supposed to be at school?"
"yeah i was getting ready to go"
"i can see that..."
"shut up, SHUT THE FK UP FOREVER"
"yeah sure, you need a lift when you're done....getting ready for school?"

hehehe, we laugh about it today, but boy was i surprised >

Whoa... Is she hot? I kid, I kid, but that must have been pretty distubing for you to see...

...right?

she kinda is but since she's my step-sister i decided these thoughts needed to be buried forever

And yes, disturbing, couldn't look her in the eyes for a couple of days after that haha

Oh poo... And here I thought I would get to use the step-sister de-motivational poster...

 

[JayDub147]

The most disturbing thing I've witnessed would have to be
some guy jacking it on the floor of a public bathroom

Please don't ask me to elaborate.

 

[BakaSmurf]

The most disturbing thing I've witnessed would have to be
some guy jacking it on the floor of a public bathroom

Please don't ask me to elaborate.

Please, elaborate.

 

[bigolbear]

When i was in high school i got in so much trouble that one of the periods i never went to was officially switched to study hall. In study hall there was a guy named mike...he was freakin large. Like...can I supersize that for you large.

Mike loves burgers...there his favorite...

We had one of those shoot a fishing pole things they fold up and shit...and a burger on a big ass hook...and launched it onto his desk...

He's chassing our asses out of the classroom and down halls...meanwhile i have a fishing pole in my hand draggin a burger down halls with a fat guy chasing after me.

Yeah needless to say mike might be huge but that mofo can run

Speaking as a big fat mofo i can honestly say This little tale really made me laugh. deep down mike probably thanked you (years later when he calmed down) cos all of us need a reason to watch our health and and strangely bulling this guy was proably doin him a favour. but just remember - inside every fat person is a thin person that annoyed them - either that or they stood too close to the buffet cart. ;-)

as for my silly stories:

how my parents met my first long term girl friend:
I was in my first year of uni and my folks had come to visit. I hadn't been in contact much other than the basic 'yeh all's fine - rubbish' so they didn't realy know what was going on in my life. I let them in and then popped out to get us some dinner (being a student i was of course living of take away) When i arrived back i was informed that 'a young lady wearing a towel was looking for you' apparently she'd been showering in our block as her block (the one next door) had all the showers in use. Spent the next hour in Interogation..... as soon as my folks left i then spent the NEXT hour getting a bollocking.

Strange places ive woken up: (with NO IDEA HOW I GOT THERE)
on top of a buss shelter

in the spade of a JCB digger.

in some student halls in leads - when i went out on the raz in leicester (these places being about 200 miles apart) no one there knew me and no one knew how i got in and i didnt have my shirt or my shoes. - all i can remember of the evening is being in the back of a van with a bunch of rockers (guessing a band)

Ps on the off chance if any one knows what happend to me that night or where my shirt or shoes are - they will probably still fit and i dont follow fashion so pm me ;-)

 

[chaosfenrir]

Oh and the weirdest thing i saw was my step-sister enjyoying her energizer-powered friend, holy freakin god i was aghast.She was supposed to be in school so i didn't knock (i was doing everyone's laundry when i was off-work, don't laugh it was either that or pay rent ) and BAM seeing my step-sister in her own world, needless to say i shut the door pretty fast before i'd get my skull bashed in.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
"huh....the laundry"
"why didn't you knock?"
"because you're supposed to be at school?"
"yeah i was getting ready to go"
"i can see that..."
"shut up, SHUT THE FK UP FOREVER"
"yeah sure, you need a lift when you're done....getting ready for school?"

hehehe, we laugh about it today, but boy was i surprised >

Whoa... Is she hot? I kid, I kid, but that must have been pretty distubing for you to see...

...right?

she kinda is but since she's my step-sister i decided these thoughts needed to be buried forever

And yes, disturbing, couldn't look her in the eyes for a couple of days after that haha

Oh poo... And here I thought I would get to use the step-sister de-motivational poster...

Energizer-powered friend? I dun get it ><
Enlighten me? XD

I dun hav any stories, but once my senior/relief teacher's entire cohort (his entire year), once went on their annual cross country run. As they were heading to the park, they walked past a shelter (a place where ppl can rest under the shade)

Their teacher told everyone to look left (The shelter was on their right

Naturally, they looked right, at the shelter and saw a couple having sex

they were 13 or so at that time...

Also, i wonder how that couple must feel? Having 500+ kids watch you have sex....

 

[Just Joe]

Ok, Bigolbear wins.
Uh, I ws once walking down an empty school corridor while this other guy was sitting at a table at one end of it, facing away from me, working on something. My footsteps were the only noise in the building. Just to see how long it would take him to react, I stopped a few meters behind him and just marched in place. Took him about a minute.

 

[Mekado]

Oh and the weirdest thing i saw was my step-sister enjyoying her energizer-powered friend, holy freakin god i was aghast.She was supposed to be in school so i didn't knock (i was doing everyone's laundry when i was off-work, don't laugh it was either that or pay rent ) and BAM seeing my step-sister in her own world, needless to say i shut the door pretty fast before i'd get my skull bashed in.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
"huh....the laundry"
"why didn't you knock?"
"because you're supposed to be at school?"
"yeah i was getting ready to go"
"i can see that..."
"shut up, SHUT THE FK UP FOREVER"
"yeah sure, you need a lift when you're done....getting ready for school?"

hehehe, we laugh about it today, but boy was i surprised >

Whoa... Is she hot? I kid, I kid, but that must have been pretty distubing for you to see...

...right?

she kinda is but since she's my step-sister i decided these thoughts needed to be buried forever

And yes, disturbing, couldn't look her in the eyes for a couple of days after that haha

Oh poo... And here I thought I would get to use the step-sister de-motivational poster...

Energizer-powered friend? I dun get it ><
Enlighten me? XD

Seriously ? i'm not sure i can be any clearer without being graphic, think hard and long, what uses batteries and is a lonely girl's best friend ?

 

[chaosfenrir]

I dun noe ><
I'm an innocently little kitty, cant u see? XD

 

[Metric Monkey]

I dun noe ><
I'm an innocently little kitty, cant u see? XD

Why yes I can see that. I wanna take you home (But not like that, perverts.)

 

[oden636]

caught in the middle of intercourse by my father... yes dinner that night was awkward =D

 

[Metric Monkey]

caught in the middle of intercourse by my father... yes dinner that night was awkward =D

Man that sucks. Any of you bring it up during dinner that night?

 

[systhicsfg]

I just can't resist those big red and green eyes.

Just imagine the story some man will have if he ever... well you know (and don't pretend you don't). He'd be seen as a god among men on 4Chan.

4Chan loves Desu. Enough said, i think. Going further, RL Desu *cough*.. well... you know what 4chan is like.

 

[Metric Monkey]

i used to get up at midnight and get a can of pepsi some times 2 and when i have have canned pop i take the tabs off at the time due to extreme tiredness i didn't know what to do with the tabs so i would slide them under the fridge about a year after doing this the fridge crapped out when my dad moved it there was a hundred pop tabs under the fridge

Nice one. Did they figure out you did it?

 

[Just Joe]

Thread is dead?

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

my friend walked in on his girlfriend waxing my leg...
his reaction was pretty much just like what yours was then...
probably best if you don't ask what was happening really.

 

[The White Light]

I fell asleep one night and when I woke up I was outside a mall in my underwear, and my tongue was stuck in one of those yellow bee catcher things. Also I was in the next town over.

To this day I still have no freaking idea.

 

[Yassen]

Well sometimes when I watch music videos on youtube I try and memorise the lyrics or act out the scene. Ever heard of al Yankovic's song "Hardware store"? My mother walked in on me standing up and acting out all the things he was singing. All I could do was stand there and silently nod to what she asked me. Wasn't a very awkward situation now that I think about it but awkward for me at the time.

When I was 13 I walked in on my friend at the time smelling my sisters underwear... that was odd. Wasn't mad at him just confused.

Also when I was 13 I was becoming fascinated by girls and I stayed over at this girls place when she had like 4 other girls there. In the early morning while they slept I kinda... sat next to them and watched them sleep. It would be creepy if I still did that but I was young and curious. Anyway, the mother walked in on me watching her daughter. I almost died on the spot, but she seemed to understand and simply didn't ask or wake them up. Thank goodness to, if they found out they would have told my family and they might have sent me off to be tested incase I become a pervert.

All in the past now though.

 

[Muphin_Mann]

Well...you see, it was all innocent. But it must have looked strange. In high school i would eat lunch outside the choir room with these two girls. Sometimes people would come out of the choir room since the school had two seperate lunch periods and choir was the second while we where the first.

At one point a large number of people came out while i was lying down in the hallway with two teenage girls lying on top of me.

Not important how they got there. Just know that it wasnt anything bad.

*On a snowtrip in Japan, caught by 2 mates when I was drunk off my tits (plum wine = evil) naked in the stairwell and pelvic-thrusting and air-guitaring to Queen.

*Rolling around in the backyard whilst giggling maniacally (trying to make my dog aggro) and a mate rocked up to bring back some DVDs.

*Making miniature plastic cows dance in front of a camera (I was compiling random shots for a video I was making) and my sister walked in on me.

*Learning the hard way that condoms don't flush down the toilet.

- There's plenty more but I'll post them later when i remember

That first one is epic. EPIC.

Sex in a dorm hallway...
At 9:30 at night.

That last bits the problem. If you do it at 5am after all the drunks who plan on sleeping before class are back then your less likely to be caught.

Thread is dead?

- Tho it may never return all the forum knew the witch thread never die

Man, if you got that referance without looking it up. That would be crazy.

 

[Insanum]

I never have been and never will be caught doing something I don't want to be seen doing (*knock on wood*). I'm just too intelligent.

Some interesting stories from you people, though. Keep 'em coming.

After 4 hours of WW2 documentaries (i LIKE ww2 docs, I just hit my limit)

Done after only 4 hours? Lightweight.

Just kidding, I don't think I've ever managed 4 straight hours of any documentaries, even World War 2. I could though, hell I've probably come close before. I do love World War 2. And documentaries.

I was hungover & waiting for my cousin & Fiance to do it so we could then go & get some food...I think 4 hours of documentaries when your hungover deserves a medal.