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Lord Thodin

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As the title coyly implies, I am referencing the Bourne movies. What I want to know is, what if you had a similar situation. Let me set you in one.

You wake up behind a large diner. No idea who you are, why you got there, or how. All you know is that you've got a headache that no liquor could silence. So you walk into the bar. The nice, pretty waitress comes over and takes your order of just some coffee. Quickly you realize you didnt just speak english. You could tell the woman's age, natural hair color, and how fast she could run in those heels. You can tell that the man at the bar weighs 215lbs, and can take care of himself. You also notice that you unintentionally counted how many steps it was from the door to your seat, and then mapped out the quickest route out of the diner should anything happen.

You also quickly find out that you can speak every European language, most Asain languages, and English flawlessly. You know crazy kung fu, and know how to really handle a gun. You probe your pockets and your only reward is a bank number written on soggy paper....

What do you do from here Escapees? I go to the bank, take the money, start a small band of assassins and retire wealthy.
 

ElephantGuts

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If I realized I possessed such awesome abilities and skills I would probably have an orgasm right on the spot.

Then I'd probably go to the bathroom and clean myself up.

I don't know what I would do after that.

Though for the record I would rather know a more practical fighting style such as Krav Maga as opposed to Kung Fu.
 

Arcticflame

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Stuff the danger of the bank number. You don't know for sure what would happen if you went to it. You are self-sufficient enough to be able to get your own money.

I'd live my life however I wanted, but with the awesome skills I picked up somewhere.