You've just become emperor of the world. What's your first decree?

[hyrulegaybar]

My first decree is to tax every last damn religion out there. What about you?

 

[eggy32]

My first decree is to abolish the position of emporer of the world. Too much responsibility for one person to handle, I think.

 

[El Poncho]

I'd fancy a KFC.

After all I had to go through to get Emperor a KFC should do me good.

 

[SultanP]

That people under 18 who write and record music will be punished. Severely. Possibly by death.

 

[hyrulegaybar]

That people under 18 who write and record music will be punished. Severely. Possibly by death.

Can I change my answer? Oh my god.

 

[Darth_Dude]

Try to rule to the best of my ability? Although knowing me, I'd probably fail miserably...

 

[Harlemura]

I'd tell everyone in the world to carry on as they were. There we go, responsibility issue solved.

I'd also demand a personal Burger King and McDonalds that I could get stuff from whenever I wish be constructed within my Castle of Awesomeness that would've already been built.
Because I'm a self-centred, greedy bastard.

 

[AceDefective]

once more i say NO MORE PISTACHIO ICE CREAM

 

[Druyn]

A ring. Find/build me a magic ring, through which I could dominate everybody on the planet. I DONT CARE HOW YOU DO IT, JUST GET ME A MOOTHERFUCKING RING.

Failing that, I will close FOX news, forever. Nothing against conservatives, but that station is out there.

 

[Akalistos]

My first decree is to tax every last damn religion out there. What about you?

I would abolish all the armies around the world except my own. Don't need a world wide coup d'etat on my first day. After that, i would build a harem because i don't want to be assassinated because of a chick thirst for power... also, i wouldn't leave the world in the hand of a women.

 

[Absimilliard]

Bring me some sturdy groin-kicking boots and George W. Bush. And end all wars while I'll be busy for a few hours...

 

[Totenkopf]

Panzerelite. That's what the world needs, an invincible Panzerelite.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

That gay marriage is legal everywhere, and that all gays currently in Civil Unions are officially married.

 

[khiliani]

all stupid people are to be shot, and i reserve the right to declare people stupid on a whim

 

[Estocavio]

I hold absolute power over the entire world, and my word is law. And everyone is going to research cloning so i can live forever.

 

[The Warden]

That gay marriage is legal everywhere, and that all gays currently in Civil Unions are officially married.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you are homosexual.

 

[Ldude893]

People of Earth, I am your new leader. You will all bow to my command and feel the extent of my glory. But first:

CAKE FOR EVERYONE.