You've just conquered the world...

[Alcamonic]

Era: During the near future of 2020.

Bodyguards: Playing on the human psyche of course, simply persuading people that I am the greatest person of all time will make them absurdly loyal. Throughout history people have died and protected useless objects and causes, should be simple to recreate that spirit.

Why I should rule: I want great changes for this world which is slowly crumbling in its own existence. People fear this crumbling, in lack of security they seek help at the people that speak up, that take a stand.

Of course I would be slightly manipulative, what ever gave you that idea?

 

[Tiger Sora]

Era: 4050 years from now.
Body guards: The entire ARM army
Reason I shall win and am the best: With my mighty armies of Peewees we shall over run the Core homeworld in a blaze of fury. My navy shall set the seas to flame with enemy wreckage, and my air force will dominate the skies, bombing the Core to ruins. We are the ARM resistance and the Core shall know we are to be trifled with.

Total Annihilation btw, if you've ever heard of the game it's the greatest RTS ever made.

 

[RatRace123]

Era: Now
Bodyguard: Dolph Lundgren and clones of Dolph Lundgren
Brag about why I'm the best: 'Cause I conquered the world, bitches!!!

 

[Luthir Fontaine]

Era: Long time ago
Body Guard: Man in black armor on a respirator
Reason I shall win and am the best: I use lighting to make my enemies scream like a *****!

 

[Ivan Torres]

Era: 10 years into the future
Bodyguards: Every Special Forces Ops in the world
Best: Because I am a Minecraft Pig.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Era: 1946

Personal Bodyguard: 1 entire Soviet Army

Reason I'm the best: I took over Russia, invaded the US before the Manhattan tests, took over the testing process and proceeded to bomb the rest of the world into submission. Now everyone salutes a portrait of me and the armed commissar guarding the portrait.

 

[FalloutJack]

{1} Don't care.

{2} The endless legion of adaptive metacells.

{3} My 'bodyguard' can be a legion of 100-foot tall machines with me in one of their pilot seats. If they've reached this level of power, there is no going back forever.

 

[Anchupom]

I am awesome because of my Top Hat.

If you genuinely do have a top hat, and this isn't just a persona you've created for the internet, you are correct. This DOES qualify you to be awesome.

On topic:
Era: mid-to-late 3000's.
Bodyguards: Tall, built-like-a-brickouse men in black suits and shades, with access to alien technology.
Why I am the ruler of the world: I have set up an underground organisation that is unknown to the general public, and each of the world leaders knows and fears me greatly. To the public, I am just another rich person. To the UN, I am supreme overlord and control each and every country's finances.

 

[Biodeamon]

clones of myself.

I`ve conquered the world, how do you think i did that? now i'm a triple threat.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Era: 13th Century

Personal Bodyguards: A national guard made up of Muslim mercenaries given government sponsored military training.

Reason they are the best: As long as I maintain Muslim rights in my Medieval world government, then it is in their best interest to keep me alive, to protect them from the more radical Christians.

Once I installed this society, I'd probably just fuck around in various cities in the Medieval world. I hear Constantinople is nice this time of year.

 

[moose_man]

Era: Anytime
Bodyguards: Jango Fett and Darth Maul. With Count Dooku as my right hand man.

Sorted for most eventualities.

You realize you've picked a right hand man who's most likely to betray you.

OT: These guys would be my body guards:

Spoiler: EXTERMINATE

Bwahahahahaha! No one can stop me! ...well except one man, but there's no way he could ever show up, is there?

To quote, "That's like saying, 'There's no way this could get any worse!'" And aren't the Daleks even more susceptible to betrayal?

If you're referring the where I said "...there's no way he could ever show up..." I think that'd be more like saying "Nothing will go wrong."

I stand by my statement. Especially about the Betray-O-Trons 9001.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Era: Anytime
Bodyguards: Jango Fett and Darth Maul. With Count Dooku as my right hand man.

Sorted for most eventualities.

You realize you've picked a right hand man who's most likely to betray you.

OT: These guys would be my body guards:

Spoiler: EXTERMINATE

Bwahahahahaha! No one can stop me! ...well except one man, but there's no way he could ever show up, is there?

To quote, "That's like saying, 'There's no way this could get any worse!'" And aren't the Daleks even more susceptible to betrayal?

If you're referring the where I said "...there's no way he could ever show up..." I think that'd be more like saying "Nothing will go wrong."

I stand by my statement. Especially about the Betray-O-Trons 9001.

Why would I say things couldn't get any worse? I just conquered the world. I'd say things are going pretty damn good.
Besides, the Daleks wouldn't betray me. Not if I'm one of them. EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!

 

[FunGuy155]

1)520 years in the future.(Since right now I'm 15)
2)Halo's Blue Team equipped with Portal Guns and whatever weaponry+ Darth Vader.With a private army of 600 Spartans(300 from Sparta and 300 Spartan 3's from Halo)
3)I have freakin Spartans and a Sith Lord. Spartans are awesome: Completely loyal(save 1 or 2), can take on anything and live/ defend till they die. And the Dark Side is always awesome with Vader.

 

[moose_man]

Era: Anytime
Bodyguards: Jango Fett and Darth Maul. With Count Dooku as my right hand man.

Sorted for most eventualities.

You realize you've picked a right hand man who's most likely to betray you.

OT: These guys would be my body guards:

Spoiler: EXTERMINATE

Bwahahahahaha! No one can stop me! ...well except one man, but there's no way he could ever show up, is there?

To quote, "That's like saying, 'There's no way this could get any worse!'" And aren't the Daleks even more susceptible to betrayal?

If you're referring the where I said "...there's no way he could ever show up..." I think that'd be more like saying "Nothing will go wrong."

I stand by my statement. Especially about the Betray-O-Trons 9001.

Why would I say things couldn't get any worse? I just conquered the world. I'd say things are going pretty damn good.
Besides, the Daleks wouldn't betray me. Not if I'm one of them. EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!

Look, if they betray Davros and Sec, then they WILL BETRAY YOU

 

[exessmirror]

i am emperor of the Terran empire (cuz that sounds awesome) in 2048
my bodyguard are my an chick who is kinda my wive/girlfriend and nows how to use weapons(she has to be hot te be my wive/girlfriend) the the 1e imperial battalion of knights (like 500 of the best soldiers in the world) the knights of the table(like 12 people who are better then the 1e battalion and are more like commando style), the imperial guard, the imperial intelligence service and the cultist (40.000 loyal slaves who will gladly give there lives for me). i would also lead many attacks on the rebels and will crush them because of my awesomeness

 

[UnendingLight]

1. 50-200 years in the future.
2. 6 Self built, incredibly powerful, robotic guards. 4 Open guards, the other 2 are hidden.
3. I am the best because I am an evil genius techno lord, who managed to preserve my mind inside a machine husk (akin to that of general Grevious, the cartoon version that kicks ass). I command legions of robotic constructs and rule the world as I see fit.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

1:Viking era
2wellers of Asgard
3:After walking into Valhalla and slaying Odin (which would actually send him back to Valhalla?) I become cheif of the gods and now I will govern the world under the mighty empire of Canadia.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Era: Anytime
Bodyguards: Jango Fett and Darth Maul. With Count Dooku as my right hand man.

Sorted for most eventualities.

You realize you've picked a right hand man who's most likely to betray you.

OT: These guys would be my body guards:

Spoiler: EXTERMINATE

Bwahahahahaha! No one can stop me! ...well except one man, but there's no way he could ever show up, is there?

To quote, "That's like saying, 'There's no way this could get any worse!'" And aren't the Daleks even more susceptible to betrayal?

If you're referring the where I said "...there's no way he could ever show up..." I think that'd be more like saying "Nothing will go wrong."

I stand by my statement. Especially about the Betray-O-Trons 9001.

Why would I say things couldn't get any worse? I just conquered the world. I'd say things are going pretty damn good.
Besides, the Daleks wouldn't betray me. Not if I'm one of them. EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!

Look, if they betray Davros and Sec, then they WILL BETRAY YOU

When did they betray Davros? And didn't Sec betray them? ...er I mean us.