You've just found out the lower half of your body is actually made up of several live squirrels. What do you do?
You've just found out...
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Climb a tree really fast. Duh. What else would I do? I'm like the sandman except that I have squirrels instead of sand. =D
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OT: Use them to communicate with the squirrels of the world and lead an uprising against humanity.
I will be their king!
Kind of like not realising you were actually two midgets in a trenchcoat?Swollen Goat said:
OT: Well if my lower body is the squirrels, then does that mean I have control over their actions? Because if so, then having a small squirrel army would be fun.
As long as this isn't a new development, despite having just realized it, I figure I've been getting along pretty well so far. So after the initial shock, I'd probably go back to whatever I was doing previously.
...After I named them all, of course.
...After I named them all, of course.
I would first be shocked beyond words, and then once it sunk down that my lower body is made of squirrels I would then ponder on what that would make my penis, I would then giggle for a few seconds, and finally facepalm because I am utterly batshit insane and too easily amused.
I would sing songs and it would go something like this:
That or develop an obsessive infatuation with Squirrel Girl, most likely with stalking involved.
That or develop an obsessive infatuation with Squirrel Girl, most likely with stalking involved.