You've just taken over the world...

[Underground Man]

"Muck it up by building elaborate dungeons and kidnapping village wenches for my evil tower. Spread corruption throughout the land, then demand tribute and praise for it."

After that I'd probably get assassinated by some nosy do-gooder. But whatever, I was getting bored anyway.

 

[Sacman]

!!!EVERYONE SING THIS NOW!!!


the ammount of people would give it a great harmony and the fact that this fan made version has both male and female versions combined means everybody can sing.

But I don't speak latin!!!

OT: I would destroy the moon!!!
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

 

[Underground Man]

OT: I would destroy the moon!!!
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

Don't forget to mine all the cheese out of it first.

 

[Stryc9]

First we build the camps.

Then we start sorting the sections of humanity that bother me into the camps to be dealt with accordingly.

Once the people that bother me most are taken care of my own eugenics program is put in place and the Golden Age begins.

 

[Sacman]

OT: I would destroy the moon!!!
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

Don't forget to mine all the cheese out of it first.

I don't have time, it's been mocking me for far too long!!!
...

 

[Jfswift]

Harem. Gotta get a harem.

*smirks* I like the way you think XD XD

 

[krimson_dropz]

well...this kinda sucks...what do i do now? i mean i could try to improve the world but...i've already achieved what many have strove for throughout history...what is left to do, especially in my life time? where do i go next? it's all rather...depressing.
well may as well set myself up with all the material possesions i want, a harem, oh and while i'm at it start destroying blizzard and a few other componys i have a vendetta a against.

 

[Hristo Petrov]

I'll end hunger by feeding the hungry. I'll end racism by making it punishable by death. I'll outlaw all religion burn down all places of worship and turn them into Tim Horton's. I'll give the homosexuals the right to marry and adopt children. I'll declare that the only trilogy that has the right to be called THE TRILOGY will be Star Wars 4-6. I'll declare Friday mandatory pancake and ice cream day. I'll make Kevin Smith my official spokesperson and I'll return Firefly on the air

 

[Betancore]

Well the first thing I'd do would be to tell everyone to shut the fuck up, and stop behaving like dickbags. I'd try my best to resolve the more obvious problems with the world. Then I'd sit down for a long, long session with my psychologist.

 

[Evilsanta]

Harem. Gotta get a harem.

Yeah! This is something every ruler should have. In fact i think it should be a requirment.

OT: Build a giant satalite laser! Or some other doomsday device. And host a shitload of TF2 lan partys!

 

[Ask]

Let them eat cake!

 

[Enerfor]

Build me a gun that fires ice cream! =)

 

[Purple Shrimp]

I'd implement someone more qualified to rule after buying a few countries

 

[Lazy Kitty]

World wide deathmatch.
or
Implant mind-control chips in everyone, that way they'll keep being my slaves forever.

 

[Harlemura]

Instantly put all the world's resources into recreating the dinosaurs.
Then I'd have a baby velociraptor as my pet. I'd also make a triceratops my advisor.

 

[Kevonovitch]

-extend the weekends to include monday as designated hangover and video game playing day.

 

[Super Toast]

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Honestly, though, first decree: STOP WHINING! And be excellent to each other.

And then demand a word-by-word remake of Bill and Ted.

 

[badgersprite]

Create a competitive reality TV show where, instead of eliminating a contestant every week, I eliminate the losing country. From existence.

 

[Axzarious]

Stare everybody for several minutes before walking away with a bored expression.

 

[Dondada]

Not sure but something unpleseant involving Uwe Boll, Jack Thompson, and Bobby Kotick..wait I can do this now.