You've played too much when...

[Diablini]

Hello Escapist.

Finnish the sentance with an explanation like this:
You've played too much when...
... You are carrying 50 kilos of things thinking your inventory is space based.

You can mix it in with games:
You've played too much Diablo 2 when...
...You pass by a jewlery store and wonder if that gem was Flawless or Perfect.

So make up your own one!

 

[Legion]

On the contrary, it has been done many times for individual games.

Nonetheless: You have played too much when you think duel wielding Desert Eagles is realistic.

 

[wrecker77]

I am prettey sure i commented on something like this before.

You know youve played too much when....

... you cant figure out a problem so you pick up random objects and rub them on other random things and feel the need to say something funny about evereything.

 

[Nincompoop]

You've played to much when...
... You start planning who's gonna tank and who is gonna heal, when you're in line buying tickets.

That's all I've got sorry. But I think there has been a thread like this before, but it's a while ago.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

You've played too much when your eyes see everything in yellow, and your balance is so bad that you can't stand up.

 

[Diablini]

On the contrary, it has been done many times for individual games.

Nonetheless: You have played too much when you think duel wielding Desert Eagles is realistic.

My bad then, I will correct the OP.

 

[wewontdie11]

On the contrary, it has been done many times for individual games.

Nonetheless: You have played too much when you think duel wielding Desert Eagles is realistic.

You mean it's not?

And you've played too much when you see the clear plastic through the rubber on your thumbsticks.

 

[Gigaguy64]

you have played to much.....
when your wondering why your microwave wont evolve your egg or upgrade your waffle's.

 

[teisjm]

You've played too much [insert game franchise here] when:
You're spending time trying to convince everyone on the internet that it is tEH best game EV4H!

 

[The87Italians]

..when you place your eye as close as you possibly can to the scope on a real rifle.

 

[kaziard]

you have played too much when you start seeing chocobos outside, hearing the voices of cloud and tifa in your head.... when the game has NO voice acting and when you pickup your mobile and think it needs a potion because the battery is low


... that was a bad night

 

[Dirty Apple]

... you have to walk slowly for fear of hidden proximity mines. (Actually seen a friend in college do this)
... when you have enter a building and try to appraise its inherent defendabilty. (Choke points, food stores, access to fresh water)
... noticing excellent sniper/camping positions in RL. (I'm going to have to, embarassingly, slowly raise my hand on this one)

 

[Satin6T]

you know when you've been gaming too much when you try to be popped collar cool

 

[crudus]

You know you have played to much when you are reading a book and look at the bottom right for the time.

You know you have played too much when you wonder why your HUD irl isn't showing a crosshairs.

 

[Kilaknux]

You know you've played too much Half-Life when you get angry that batterys don't repair your t-shirt.
You know you've played too much Mass Effect when you start whacking your houseplants around because you think they're trying to control your brain.

 

[thepj]

you've played to much zelda when you get the urge to play the ocorina(sp) and rescue blonds in pink dresses

you've played to much call of duty when you see points flash up for everything you do.

you've played to much halo the second you put halo into your x-box

you've been gaming to much when you squint at a something in the distance and act suprised at not seing the croshairs

 

[Shoggoth2588]

You know you've played too much GTA when you find yourself practicing to parellel park in the middle of Algonquin ...

 

[Aunel]

you know you've played too much gears of war when you pick up the phone with "control, this is delta"

 

[mihajelko]

You have played to much when ...
... you turn of the console, go outside, get a few deep breaths of fresh air and saying "WOW ... that was to much". (sorry everyone I couldn't come up with anything better)