Zero Punctuation: Amy

snagli

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Yahtzee, you were a little vague on the beginning there. Is it any good or not?
 

Toasty Virus

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Aw ma, this episode was the first in a while to have me properly laughing out loud.

Too funny
 

therandombear

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snagli said:
Yahtzee, you were a little vague on the beginning there. Is it any good or not?
Ya...I'm not sure either. I think he absolutely loved it. ;)

Sounds a "tad" annoying yes, running back and forth to get "cured" and get sick to get around some enemies.

Never been a huge fan of that.
 

Qitz

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Hmm. Spend all game tied to a pre-teen girl so she can "heal" you.

Sounds like a winner to me!
 

OuendanCyrus

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Alex rolling around like Sonic XD

This game is a perfect example of an interesting idea executed shitly.
 

hawk533

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I saw that Yahtzee had reviewed Amy and I started to get excited. Happily I was not disappointed.

I haven't played the game, but I had failed to grasp up till this point exactly what was so bad about it. Hearing about some of the design decisions proves to me that this game was badly designed as well as being poorly executed. The developer has no excuses for why this game was so bad.
 

yellowhead

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No Yahtzee, you're wrong. It's not a bad game. You just need to lower the difficulty. That's what the game developers said.
 

Hitchmeister

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I've said this before and I'll say it every time anyone reviews this game or says anything about it and expresses anything approaching surprise that it's a complete load. This is "Escort Quest: The Game" how could you ever imagine there could be anything redeeming about it?
 

Something Amyss

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yellowhead said:
No Yahtzee, you're wrong. It's not a bad game. You just need to lower the difficulty. That's what the game developers said.
I knew Yahtzee was going to review it from the moment that "This game isn't bad, you just suck at it" bit hit.
 

Something Amyss

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Hitchmeister said:
I've said this before and I'll say it every time anyone reviews this game or says anything about it and expresses anything approaching surprise that it's a complete load. This is "Escort Quest: The Game" how could you ever imagine there could be anything redeeming about it?
Seriously, it's one of the most hated parts of video games. And they MADE A GAME AROUND IT!

Who thought this was a good idea?
 

Salad Is Murder

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I think this is all a plot by Capcom to make us buy the next Resi game.

That's right, campers, buy Resident Evil 6 so no one has to make Amy 2...now that is some fucking fear mongering.
 

Bomberman4000

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Salad Is Murder said:
That's right, campers, buy Resident Evil 6 so no one has to make Amy 2...now that is some fucking fear mongering.
Someone give this person a job.


As soon as I started hearing about how bad Amy was I knew it was only a matter of time before Yahtzee got his chance to rip it to shreds. Glad to see he didn't disappoint.
 

Sonicron

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Kudos to the developers for trolling the entire gaming community. Building a game around one of the most hated gameplay mechanics of all time? Brilliant. I'm calling it now, people - their next game will be titled "Sewerama", and it'll consist of the player character trudging through dark tunnels and knee-deep shit for six hours.
 

KeyMaster45

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Ah, it's always fun to watch him just rip a truly terrible game to shreds. It's a different brand of vitriol than when he rips on popular AAA titles because there's usually true and honest anger behind it.