Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed 2

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SovietSecrets

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edward92 said:
I disagree on the final boss part, i loved beating the crap out of the pope...it was....SOOTHING o_o
Ugh I hate you now. Ah well guess I got the joys of getting through the game to do that, but I still hate you quite alot.
 

SilverKyo

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WILL PEOPLE SHUT UP ABOUT HIS VOICE! 13 FREAKING PAGES AND PEOPLE STILL FEEL THE NEED TO COMMENT ON IT! HOLY HELL! and i didn't use caps because it's "cruise control for cool" or whatever retarded saying you fuckwads like to use. I am genuinely pissed off at the amount of retardation of these people to keep commenting on it like it will somehow magically change and make sense. Fuck all you people.
edward92 said:
I disagree on the final boss part, i loved beating the crap out of the pope...it was....SOOTHING o_o
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. I WILL SHANK YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
 

Jake0fTrades

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I actually like this new mic, he's never been TOO HARD to understand, but I think this is just a tad bit clearer.
 

Harmondale2

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It is true that it feels stuffed with variety to make up for the last, half the time I have no idea what to use in a given situation.

edward92 said:
I disagree on the final boss part, i loved beating the crap out of the pope...it was....SOOTHING o_o
Oh your such a dickhead, you just spoiled the ending for me. I hate nothing more then spoiler spouting twats.
 

beema

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Hang on, you're English, not European. Don't most Brits and continental Europeans consider that a huge distinction?

Have a cold this week?

Sounds like a fairly decent game. Might pick it up once the price drops. I still don't understand the whole Villa-building part. Seems like a pretty ludicrous addition.
 

Mr. Blond

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ol' benjamin talkin' slower and clearer so he'll have to write fewer jokes?...meh, maybe he's just sick
 

Mr. Blond

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tony2077 said:
Multi-Kill said:
tony2077 said:
nice review but the game is a lot better then the first and that makes it a great game
He said it was alot better than the first.
it sounded like he didn't like it
i'd like to point out that these posts prove that "yahtzee" is a poor reviewer and simply good at delivering funny rants
 

IrrelevantTangent

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Acolyt3 said:
You will both be banned. How can you even have watched the video yet?
Apparently, they [the posters] don't care. Every single time Yahtzee makes a thread, someone rushes to post 'first!!!.' Every single time.

The mods are probably aware of this, otherwise they could have easily put some countermeasure in Yahtzee's threads prohibiting anyone from posting anything for six/seven minutes or so.

Ergo, they must be letting these people get themselves probated as a way of weeding out the undesirables or somesuch.
 

cyzrane

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Hmm...I was sorta in two minds about Assassin's Creed 2, after the somewhat disappointing first installment, but it seems like this one really is more of a significant improvement on it's predecessor than I expected.

I think I might actually play it after all now...
 

calbengan

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Now, I don't know who reads this or if Yahtzee even reads all of these, but I'll post this question anyway because I didn't really look to hard to find some other form of contact.

Yahtzee, you sound very similar to some guy also named Ben, who does podcasts in Spanish for some language learning program that my Spanish teacher makes us use. Coincidence? Most likely...but I was just wondering anyway. Maybe those were times you've tried to forget, sorry if I ruined that for you. No hard feelings?
 

ArcherNX420

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I feel like I should complain about the new watermark, but I have to admit I didn't even notice it the first time I watched this video. But now it will annoy me forever, because I know it's there.
 

Spirit_Of_Fire

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Acolyt3 said:
You will both be banned. How can you even have watched the video yet?
How could you have? posting 2 mins after a nearly 5 mins video was posted.

Anyways I found it hard to laugh i mean it didnt sound like yahtzee the voice seemed rather plain and didnt put emphasis on points where it was needed.
 

Sheogoroth

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It didn't feel like Yahtzee... it was like Yahtzee wrote a script and then a robot Yahtzee with no emotion, passion, or charisma came along and recorded it. I actually found myself bored with this review.
I hope real Yahtzee escapes from robo-Yahtzee's clutches soon.