Zero Punctuation: Bayonetta

[bowen13]

For some reason the only thing I've been able to watch for the last few weeks is a five minute ad for this site. I haven't been able to watch Zero Punctuation for weeks. Anyone have any idea what's going on, cause it's driving me nuts.

 

[EddySpaghetti]

wow havent laughed this hard in years

 

[Orange Monkey]

It should be mentioned that the xbox 360 version of the game has perfectly reasonable loading times.

But fantastic video as per usual.

 

[CartilageJones]

Isn't its full title Bayonetta: First Climax?!

 

[Kiwibob]

The combat was smooth and fluid, and the environments were pretty damn awesome. But the stupid quick-time events were ragetastic

 

[Attelia]

I really like the concept of this game. "Spectacle fighters" seem to be a blast, but then again, I really do like the aesthetic value of watching a character beat up NPCs. It really gets me pumped for the fight. QTEs suck though. This game also seems to resemble a JRPG in its story, though. I do love a good story, but lately gameplay can bypass this. Like Saints Row 2. Assassin's Creed 2 didn't have enough awesome gameplay, but a good story should back this up right. It did, but even that was really lacking. I didn't like it, and the ironic twist is that I wanted to buy Bayonetta with the $60 I used to buy Ass Creed 2.

 

[Orinon]

2:55 why is yahtzee shorter if you look carefullly he has a shorter body for some reason

 

[moosek]

This game was such let down.

 

[Mydnyght]

2:55 why is yahtzee shorter if you look carefullly he has a shorter body for some reason

My theory is to keep the body heights of Yahtzee and Bayonetta in proportion after what he did at 0:49 -- sawing her insanely long legs off

What? I can't come up with any other explanation.

By the way... I kinda want that "AAAARGH" pic at 3:51 as my computer's wallpaper....

 

[Spudgun Man]

2:55 why is yahtzee shorter if you look carefullly he has a shorter body for some reason

I think he's supposed to look like a school child, and the blackboard and excuse to reacher kinda cement that for me.

 

[duchaked]

haha this was much more enjoyable second time watching it
definitely very funny still =]

idk about this game...the genre is a bit new to me, but art style alone may be the reason I'd go dry DMC4 instead (and well, pricing)

 

[EAS_Suit]

why is the icon on the video gallery thing from Scientist's Rebuttal to ICP

 

[captainwillies]

2:55 why is yahtzee shorter if you look carefullly he has a shorter body for some reason

My theory is to keep the body heights of Yahtzee and Bayonetta in proportion after what he did at 0:49 -- sawing her insanely long legs off

What? I can't come up with any other explanation.

By the way... I kinda want that "AAAARGH" pic at 3:51 as my computer's wallpaper....

2:55 why is yahtzee shorter if you look carefullly he has a shorter body for some reason

hes supposed to look like a kid getting reprimanded by his teacher.

 

[ScarecrowAlone]

2:55 why is yahtzee shorter if you look carefullly he has a shorter body for some reason

My theory is to keep the body heights of Yahtzee and Bayonetta in proportion after what he did at 0:49 -- sawing her insanely long legs off

What? I can't come up with any other explanation.

By the way... I kinda want that "AAAARGH" pic at 3:51 as my computer's wallpaper....

2:55 why is yahtzee shorter if you look carefullly he has a shorter body for some reason

hes supposed to look like a kid getting reprimanded by his teacher.

I figured it was because Bayonetta has gigantic legs o.o'

 

[duchaked]

bahahaha when he talked about walking in a guy humping his japanese love it was a pic of himself on the pillow xD hilarious

(wow this really has been a night of LOLs for me...starting with me seeing the Vuvuzela Hero video hehe)

 

[DaggerOfCompassion]

Bayonneta character=Slender Man with guns.

 

[Neferius]

"Fuck... I've gone-out with Girls like that!" --GOD! How I Envy you

 

[Murray Whitwell]

Yahtzee love pillow merch please?

 

[Tomahawk359]

you would want her to spank you!