Zero Punctuation: Bionic Commando

[Eversor]

Someone actually believed... that Duke Nukem Forever was out? Wow.

 

[Melancholy_Ocelot]

I can't honestly believe someone sent him that email and was serious.

Then again, the world is full of dipshits.

 

[Da Joz]

I love pepsi, I only drink coke if I have Jack Daniels to put in it.

 

[Standby]

I like Pepsi... better than Coke anyway.

Oh, yeah, and the review was good too!

 

[AMCization]

Lol, I loved the letter of the week. That was actually priceless.

Pepsi<Coke

 

[filthgrinder]

Dear god, was that letter at the end for real? What an idiot....hahaha.

 

[mikekearn]

"Yay me!" made me bust a gut. And I agree with how much Pepsi sucks. I am curious as to what the retarded plot twist is, though, having never played the game.

As a side note, is anyone else sick of the ads that play in front of the movies? They're not even real ads, just a few seconds of waiting before the video itself can load. Personally, I would be less annoyed if it was an actual commercial, so it would either be interesting, or long enough for me to do something in that time.

 

[Cylem]

...I just read that spoiler with the wife out of curiosity...

...wow...

*drinks Pepsi*

 

[WrongSprite]

hey yahtzee, answer my email plz
didn't you already review this sortof with the XBLA video?

I'm pretty sure it wasn't out at that point...

 

[Gormers1]

Great and hilarious review (again).

I think Im still going to buy this (when it eventually gets cheap), simply because bionic commando: rearmed is extremely awesome, I liked the multiplayer demo of bionic commando, and because swinging is awesome no matter what

 

[Farson89]

Awesome review as always, but leave Pepsi alone, it's done nothing to hurt you.

 

[Polankki]

I like pepsi actually.
And I'm amazed with the new time machine thing, which allows people to watch a 4 minute video in less than one minute.
I mean, you gotta admit, that's quite amazing.

 

[countwiggles]

wait so this is the 28 days later of video games... bugger! o well never gonna play it now thanks mate

 

[philzibit]

COKE FTW!!!!!!

 

[Kif]

Wait, does that mean if it drank Fanta he would have liked it? 0_o

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

hey yahtzee, answer my email plz
didn't you already review this sortof with the XBLA video?

He doesn't read these forums, sorry.

Anyway, I don't think it can top last week's but I'll take a look. Once more into the breach!

Commenting before watching means ban =P

I only did it because I saw his question when I popped onto the thread. I'm only commenting now 'cos the damn video won't load.

 

[Disaster Button]

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT NO WIFE, *****!"

Also the Whores of Justice joke sent me into so much lol I was almost crying after all the jokes that followed it. Especially when he said "the fact that its a WHORE!"

That letter was also massive lol

Edit: I just read about the wife plot twist, that is seriousy fucking weird

 

[Pubert Mcgee]

Looking at the box alone put me off buggerycock commando, but i watched someone play it the other day and it looked so lame. I can really see what you mean about the swing speed but at least it didnt have to install on the 360 one.