Zero Punctuation: Dark Void

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JMeganSnow said:
I would just like to comment that Dark Void is probably the stupidest video game title I've ever seen. What exactly would be a non-dark void? Isn't the fact of it being dark in the very nature of void-ness?
No.

Go rent George Lucas's first film, THX 1138 [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066434/]. A significant fraction of it takes place in what amounts to a white featureless void.
 

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ewhac said:
JMeganSnow said:
I would just like to comment that Dark Void is probably the stupidest video game title I've ever seen. What exactly would be a non-dark void? Isn't the fact of it being dark in the very nature of void-ness?
No.

Go rent George Lucas's first film, THX 1138 [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066434/]. A significant fraction of it takes place in what amounts to a white featureless void.
In order for something to appear white to the human eye, it must either be a light-emitting object (in which case the "void" part doesn't apply), or be a light-reflecting object (in which case the "void" part . . . doesn't apply.) "Void" and "full of objects" are mutually exclusive.
 

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I loved this game's gameplay, but it was pretty ungratifying in the end, mainly due to the length. I can honestly see some great multiplayer potential in it, but as it is, the game has an incredible lack of replay value. I recommend a rental, or at least waiting till the price drops, but nothing more is really necessary.
 

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Is there anyone I can contact as to why I can't watch the video? Everytime I click play, I get a very long advert for Escapist shows. And I missing something?
 

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Excellent review, nice to see there are games being made that offer exciting moments of escape from whatever thing you did things in. I still hold disbelief that the final mission in Medal of Honor:Allied Assault should be that fun. Guess Dark Void missed that dramatic escape sequence bit.
Crazy_Bird said:
So too Human is supposed to be Yahtzee's worst game he reviewed?
Interesting I thought there were a lot worse games he did but yeah Too Human is incredibly badly made.
It's in a box he keeps listed "crappiest games ever." It got picked for comparison to this.
Knifewounds said:
brilliant review. Though have you noticed recently main characters in a lot of games are all starting to sound suspiciously like Nathan Drake lately?
Not so loud, they will hear us!
MelasZepheos said:
I won't be getting the game, but it's nice to know that developers are trying something new. Maybe somday they'll also get it right.
I like to think there is no one way to 'get it right.' But the things Yahtzee describes that you can do with the jetpack in Dark Void seems a step in the right direction to a way to get it right.
 

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I've never heard of a game called Dark Void, and the video wasn't loading (leaving only an empty black screen) so until I read the comments I assumed Yahtzee was being a dick and making a joke.
 

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No way in hell is Too human the worst game of the decade. Yeah it was sloppy, and unpolished, but it was a good concept and once you got into the combat system it worked just fine. and i know alot of poeple that had a hell of a lot of fun with it.
 

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Same here, no video, however I've kind of already made my mind up about Dark Void, it looks like an update to an old old old PC game called Rocket Ranger (Also set in an alternate World War 2 and looked like an inspiration for the film the Rocketeer) and gameplay elements aside Nolan North is another reason not to get the game.

I've gotten fed up of hearing his voice in the other titles he's done, surely there must be someone else that could be used for a few titles? Next thing you know he'll be working on MGS5 as the voice of Snake, then he'll do the voice work for the next GTA, Resi Evil and all the other franchises until it's nothing but him.

Don't get me wrong, he was great in a few games, but so overused now that he's becoming an anti-selling point for me.
 

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Um... why can't I watch the video? I keep getting this five minute montage instead of some good old Zero Punctuation. And now it's doing it with all the reviews. Help?
 

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Hmmm....

Sounds like prime rental material then. I'll give it a go, when it comes down in price (or when my local video store gets itself together. Honestly, they've got 360 LAUNCH TITLES still in the 'Overnight' rental section.)
 

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There is a very good book series set in an alternate Napoleonic wars fought on the back of Dragons...
But it actually reaffirmed my desire to BUY Dark Void because, even if it has some bad points, if lots of people buy it, they'll make a sequel and hopefully fix everything that was wrong with it.
... It's wrong for me to be this idealistic.
This probably was my favorite, funniest ZP in a while. I loved the part about it being cinematic. ... hack.
 

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One of Yahtzee's best ones, loved the inspiration meter.

Now I'm debating if I should get it just for the jetpack parts...
 

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that was a good review. i'm not going to rush out and buy the game but the review was a fun watch