Zero Punctuation: Dark Void

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

Dark Void

This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Dark Void.

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[LornMind]

Yeah...I wasn't too hot on Dark Void, and now I know I won't play it at all. Jetpacks sound fun though.

 

[Rickmanguy]

Huh, the game ddin't sound so bad. I think I'll get it when the price comes down or something.

 

[Warachia]

pretty good yahtzee, shame that the game was way to short, i've seen other games like that, and when are you going to review mass effect 2 if at all?

 

[mojojowjow2007]

nice review. and dont take the piss outta julia roberts shes lovely!!!!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I remember playing the demo... It was shite-tastic.

 

[ivz_zizzle]

the jetpack might make me buy it now

 

[sephiroth1991]

Good review i'll probably not get it thou.

 

[A Person]

Yes... I DO Remember that bit.

 

[Pills_Here]

I remember seeing some development videos about this game about a year ago. I am disappointed that it did not turn out too well (how could a game with a jetpack turn out so poorly.

 

[lukey94]

I was really looking forward to Dark Void a first, then i saw actual gameplay =(

 

[dubious_wolf]

Oh god ROJO has slipped into the escapists review staff! ABONDON SHIP!
Haha that was pretty funny. The Inspiration meter was a nice touch. I think it's about time for another lymeric though.

 

[Ickorus]

Great review, loved the christmas tree bit.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Great review. I liked how you choked on "cinematic". I might think of getting this.

 

[Suskie]

THANK YOU for once again knocking Too Human. I've been calling it the worst game of the decade for about a month now and some people seem to think I'm crazy. SPREAD THE WORD.

 

[Cod of War]

Well what do know? I predicted this game would be mediocre suck and it is.
Jetpack stuff is still fun though.

 

[Crazy_Bird]

So too Human is supposed to be Yahtzee's worst game he reviewed?

Interesting I thought there were a lot worse games he did but yeah Too Human is incredibly badly made.

 

[Godhead]

Great review. I might consider buying it a year later when the price jacks down just to fuck around with the jetpack. (incidentally i replay the missions in Half Life 2 when you're completely motionless and you see a shit load of amazing things.)

 

[Generic_Dave]

One more box on the underachiever pile so.

"Alzheimer's patient on a stair lift." Brilliant.

 

[Shamanic Enzan]

Makes you wonder just how much money it'll take for the studios to let someone actually finish a decent game.